Lock yo Everything!

Bush getting colonoscopy tomorrow. Cheney will be in charge for the duration. Um, aaaaaaaaaghhg!

zOMG! Hope he doesn't sn33k into power like teh hitler!

run!!!!!into the caves everyone!

zOMG! Hope he doesn't sn33k into power like teh hitler!

Too late!


http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

"Fuck yourself."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3699-2004Jun24.html

do.
not.
want.

He really does look like the Penguin. Every time I see him I imagine Jon Stewart doing the Penguin voice.

bush, argh. he's such an idiot.

please, tell me, what kind of person would let himself have a colonoscopy in his vacation home? that's a little twisted. and, frankly, not too wise.

yes, ok, i'm sure there's an operating suite there. and doctors. and even an anesthesiologist... is there an actual anesthesia dept? like in a hospital? dumb dumb dumb. people actually die this way; no, i'm not being overly ridiculous. it happens. and then cheney would be our president. and he makes bush look like mr. rogers. and he spent much of yesterday (or the day before, not sure) screaming the word "fucking" at patrick leahy.

this is swell.

so much for being extra-cautious. even without these precautions he's alive and awake and a few polyps short of his former self. and he's the president again.

I just gonna come out and say it: thank god bush is president again!

i'm feeling very conflicted about this... :-(

Look on the bright side: there's a third option. There's a finite chance Bush could die under anaesthesia and then Cheney might drop dead of heart failure the next day or die in a hunting accident.

sadly, he's awake.

though how cheney has stayed alive this long with all his heart problems, coupled with his anger, is really a testament to modern medicine

He runs on bile.

i think i'm going to throw up

He runs on bile and freshly killed babies. It's why the Republicans are actually pro-life--if they're not full-term infants, Cheney won't eat them. It's like veal.

Mmmmm.... flayed baby (a liberal baby), marinated in light sweet crude and served with a bowl of warm bile.

BigGuy wrote: Mmmmm.... flayed baby (a liberal baby), marinated in light sweet crude and served with a bowl of warm bile.

A tip: yearling vegan has the best flavor.

I'm happy to report that Presidiot Bush is back in control of your TV sets.

A tip: yearling vegan has the best flavor.

Agreed, and is especially good with a Heart of Redwood salad. If you can find them, the old-growth hearts are the best.

BigGuy wrote: Mmmmm.... flayed baby (a liberal baby), marinated in light sweet crude and served with a bowl of warm bile.

Haaaaa...Swift you ain't!

armchair_warrior wrote: run!!!!!into the caves everyone!

That was a *really* unfortunate choice of words on this particular topic.