Jeans that no one else will have

One day only sale! Denim imported from Brazil - the hottest new designs that women in Rio are wearing now.
757A Union Street (between 5th and 6th Avenues)
2pm - on

Wait, so you're selling jeans that no one else wants?

Yay! More ill-fitting jeans! Here's hoping they're high-waisted!

I'm guessing the message header was unintentionally funny - when I first read it I immediately thought these were jeans that had been rejected by everyone!

Except the ladies from Rio! Now!

High waisted and acid washed! Who'se feeling sexy? Uh oh...here comes the bedazzler /

LOL

I think she meant that you will not see anyone else in the area wearing the same pair of jeans as you , because they are from Rio and she is the only one that has them here(not sold in other stores). . . . but how can they be " jeans no one else will have" , if you are willing to sell them to every Tina , Donna and yes sometimes even Harry?

Hey lady , wtf??