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jokes/funny stories

dolcefiore
dolcefiore
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
jokes/funny stories anyone ?
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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  • dolcefiore
    dolcefiore
    education for women

    communication skill II : Thinking before speaking
    communication skill III : Getting what u want ,without nagging
    driving a car safely : A skill u can acquire :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/
  • apollonia666
    apollonia666
    Um. You should try The Lounge -- that's our forum for stuff like this. This board is just for topics related specifically to the neighborhood. Also, new material. The sexist Shecky Green stuff went out a while back. :roll:
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    this lady knows that you don't need spaces before punctuation marks.
  • dolcefiore
    dolcefiore
    i m italian sorry for the punctuation
    amore mio
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    I'm pretty sure punctuation works the same way in Italian.
  • dolcefiore
    dolcefiore
    what a lawyer and asperm have in common ?
    they both hope to be human someday.
  • daver
    daver
    Why was the baby strawberry sad?

    Because its momma was in a jam...
  • em26
    em26
    Why did the chicken cross the road?














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    To get away from that FREAK!!

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    Run chicken RUN!!
  • caaahyoko
    caaahyoko
    Carnivore wrote: I'm pretty sure punctuation works the same way in Italian.
    Oh so quotable.

    =P~ And why is this emoticon drooling multi-colored saliva?
  • daver
    daver
    Where do Generals keep their armies?

    In their sleevies...
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    OK, this is kind of a mixed bag, and they're not all "jokes" per se, but some of these are hilarious:

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  • toothpick
    toothpick
    dolcefiore wrote: i m italian sorry for the punctuation
    amore mio
    Why does everyone in Brooklyn have such a fragile ego?