Who Wins in a Fight?

Harrison Ford or Bruce Willis?

I have had this discussion with many, many people and I thought I'd see the response here. Granted, I'm usually drunk when I bring this up, but I beliee it is one of the greatest questions of our time. By my (scientific) calculations, Willis is in the lead slightly. I beleive the reason for this is that Willis has been in more movies recently and is more in the public eye.

I disagree with this notion. Ford wins hands down. Ford has played two of the Most Awesome Dudes ever - Indiana Jones and Han Solo. He also saved a person from dying of dehydration - in his own helicopter! The man is a beast. Also, if your going with Willis, I have one question for you: What kind of guy loses his wife to some kid (and horrible actor)??? This would never happen to Harrison my friends! I think the fight would a lengthy and difficult one, but my man Ford wins.

Ford wins. he's a replicant.

Ford. he's totes been drinking calista flockheart's blood to stay young.

don't know both are pushing towards the grave. hmmm probably both would break a hip. and nobody wins.

oh, yes. reminds me of the (30-seconds) old proverb:

When old men fight, only the orthopedist wins.

I would totally want Ford to win, because Willis is a sleazebag, but something tells me Willis would win. I think it's because he'd fight dirtier.

but he doesn't have Ford's suave seduction technique. that shit totally counts.

alafairnadia wrote: Ford wins. he's a replicant.

and the President. "Get off my plane."

I dunno. Willis plays more badasses than Ford.

And my cat's a fan! He never watched TV until his sister Nickel died, but he LOVES watching Bruce Willis, particularly Bruce Willis shooting people. He made me play Die Hard 2 every night for a couple of weeks and boy was he ticked when I finally returned that DVD!

He liked 16 blocks (I liked it for Mos Def's incredible acting, Penny liked it because it was Bruce Willis shooting people) and he kinda liked The Fifth Element, though the blue people confused him.

I'm trying to get him into watching 24. And he does like the violent bits, but he doesn't seem to be so into Jack Bauer.

No accounting for taste!

Our cat likes hockey and baseball. Ignores the TV otherwise, but captivated by those two. I'll put photographic proof up next time the Rangers play.

Willis would win, but Stallone could take both of 'em at once.

Drano wrote: Willis would win, but Stallone could take both of 'em at once.

You're right. Stallone would be the quimby.

Nah, but Stallone would be outwitted by the both of them.

Stallone could win by brawn, but the other two have brains.

Get this, my other cat likes GOLF!!

Samuel L. Jackson would kick all their asses! hands down, bad mofo.

True.

armchair_warrior wrote: Samuel L. Jackson would kick all their asses! hands down, bad mofo.

No way! I love Samuel L, but he's all talk! He'd be yelling and screaming about how he was gonna kick Ford's ass right up to the moment Ford drops him with a right hook. Samuel talks too much. Ford is all business.

And as far as Stallone - he would clearly be outsmarted by Ford. He'd give Sly a riddle to think about then kick him in the neck. Done and done.

...and while all these guys are fighting, George Clooney will be "comforting" their women folk. Sly bastard.

lilbangladesh wrote: Nah, but Stallone would be outwitted by the both of them.

Stallone could win by brawn, but the other two have brains.

Get this, my other cat likes GOLF!!

Stallone is going to frakkin' die from all the steroids before he'd have a chance at either of them:

teh funny wrote: Can the person waiting for the brow sculpting session please raise their hand?

Aw, how sweet.

Just like mom.