amazon listing, scroll down please

now what's really funny is the "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought" at the bottom of the page!

http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=pd_sbs_misc_4/105-2236954-1899613

You can buy uranium on Amazon? :shock:

Clearly for the anal-retentive terrorist who has been playing too much with rodents in their sphincter.

lilbangladesh wrote: You can buy uranium on Amazon? :shock:

Clearly for the anal-retentive terrorist who has been playing too much with rodents in their sphincter.

Yeah, but it's U-238. Who wants that?

Oh right. People who want an anal douche.

wait, isn't weapons grade uranium 238?

Or is it 235?

I'm confused. :?

lilbangladesh wrote: wait, isn't weapons grade uranium 238?

Or is it 235?

I'm confused. :?

It's U-235.

oh, so the U-238 is for powering a nuclear plant, huh?

And I bet you can still poison many a rat in your ass with it.

It has to be like 80% U235 to be "weapons-grade", a much lower percentage can be used for dirty bombs and whatnot. U238 is used as like a buffer, but you can make plutonium with it that can be used for weapons or power.

And what the fuck is up with the anal stuff in the related links? Really? WTF? Over.

the reviews are nice, though:

Quite The Elegant Little Package, October 15, 2007

By Bond... James Bond - See all my reviews

I can personally account for this product. Works great on armor piercing wrist darts if properly depleted. However, not everyone will like this product. Hugo Drax and his henchman Chang found the product well let's just say...(raises Martini glass) un-satis-factory.


This stuff is highly recommended! Fast Shipping! A+++++++

Just add jelly, May 18, 2006

By Maj. B. Hinde "the man in pants" - See all my reviews

I bought a dozen cans of this for educational and scientific use only and now the only ants I have in my home limp around on 9 legs.

Those ants must have mutated from all the uranium then.