yet another pressing question

so. you have the plumber over to unclog your tub. two man team. one guy works, the other guy flirts with you and vaguely asks you out but not really. then they both try to steal your cat.

later, the flirty guy calls you to ask you out. you say yes. are you completely nuts for saying yes?

nah. and hey you already know he's a cat lover!

Subject: Re: yet another pressing question

alafairnadia wrote: so. you have the plumber over to unclog your tub. two man team. one guy works, the other guy flirts with you and vaguely asks you out but not really. then they both try to steal your cat.

later, the flirty guy calls you to ask you out. you say yes. are you completely nuts for saying yes?

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Is it a real date or does he think there's more plumbing to be done?

yes you are nuts!!!

Papi mentioned something about the plummer snaking the pipes but I refuse to repeat it tee hee.. I kid!

run.....run fast and run far...he only wants your pussy

i seem to recall reading somewhere, on another website, that the aforementioned plumber was 3 hours late. i wouldn't go out with someone who was 3 hours late.

It's just a date; it's not like you have to marry him. I don't think it's nuts if you find him attractive. Besides, it's clear that he's got good taste.

we'll see how this goes ...

Flexichick wrote: run.....run fast and run far...he only wants your pussy

hahaha! awesome!

Go out with him.
But if he pulls out the snake too early or for no reason- run.
And definitely keep track of your pussy.

How does one go about trying to steal a cat?

Was the cat mad?

why was your cat sending out vibes that he/she was available to be stolen?

obvi, your cat isn't getting what it needs at home.

(substitute "pussy" for "cat" if you must....)

sweet tea wrote: obvi, your cat isn't getting what it needs at home.

(substitute "pussy" for "cat" if you must....)

he just likes the attention - as many of you know. if I don't sit and pet him for hours or let him knead my thigh into submission, he thinks he's being abused and neglected. he will sit at the door and cry! he's such a baby!

and chicks really dig him. he doesn't get tons of male attention. so when some big, burly guys come over, reeking of testosterone and other not-so-nice guy smells, Ifa thinks he's died and gone to kitty heaven when they start petting him and scratching his ears. I think he thinks the manliness will rub off. personally, I think he should learn how to fix the plumbing himself.

haha cat and petting and oh my.

heh...sounds like your cat needs a strong male influence! Did the plumbers do a good job?

and the winner for using the most ingenious double entendre is....

Livetotravel wrote: and the winner for using the most ingenious double entendre is....

the snake

My cat Penny is the same way. He LURVES male attention!

And men love him. My ex-boyfriends still send cards, not to me, but to HIM!

alafairnadia wrote: [quote=Livetotravel]and the winner for using the most ingenious double entendre is....

the snake

YAY! I won!


(Also, I should have said "plumber's snake", it just would have been better - Darn)

...."workin' it in the middle"....