Police Tape at McDonald's

Subject: Police Tape at McDonald's

Anyone know why there's crime scene tape wrapped around the McDonald's at 4th Ave and 1st St?

why?

Apparently someone swiped all the hamburgers. A short person with a mask, hat, and protruding teeth was observed leaving the scene while mumbling incoherently.

Honestly though, I hope it's nothing too serious.

The trans-fat police came, took inventory, and left.

Subject: Re: Police Tape at McDonald's

torisoaw wrote: Anyone know why there's crime scene tape wrapped around the McDonald's at 4th Ave and 1st St?

The Ham-burglar was finally apprehended for his various...ok, this is getting obnoxious. Sorry, I don't know what actually happened...

That McDonalds has been robbed so many friggin times its nuts - my guess is someone finally got shot!