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Should I patent a cow-catcher McLaren accessory?

carnivore
carnivore
edited November -1 in Park Slope
What do you think? Is this a money-maker?

Comments

  • daniel
    daniel
    I think you're only looking at half the story here - yes, pushy yuppie parents with strollers do need to clear the sidewalk of people to let their strollers through, and with the possible near-term availability of stroller cattle-catchers to make their job easier, the balance of power has swung too far in their favor.

    I think you should also look into selling defensive gear for the non-babied - perhaps nice hipster shin guards? You could start an arms war between the babied and the non-babied, stand back, and profit!
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    daniel wrote: I think you're only looking at half the story here - yes, pushy yuppie parents with strollers do need to clear the sidewalk of people to let their strollers through, and with the possible near-term availability of stroller cattle-catchers to make their job easier, the balance of power has swung too far in their favor.

    I think you should also look into selling defensive gear for the non-babied - perhaps nice hipster shin guards? You could start an arms war between the babied and the non-babied, stand back, and profit!
    I like the way you think. How'd you like to be my CFO?
  • flute
    flute
    Carnivore wrote: How'd you like to be my CFO?
    You're putting him in the wrong position! A person with that kind of strategic vision would be bored as CFO. His creative juices would be stifled. :)