Rooster Watch Report

This morning, 11:19 in the AM, 2 adult specimens, pecking happily at the concrete under a bench on Prospect Park West and Montgomery place. Police did not reveal how the roosters came to be there. Insider sources say they were "funny" and "cute".

Is this for real? Did you see it yourself?

It happens. Especially with all of the live poultry places and the park nearby.

When I lived on Union Street between 8th and 9th back in 1995, two middle-aged women came to the door and asked me about my duck.

I don't own a duck. But he was happily hanging out right in the area in front of my building like he was waiting for Arecibo to pick him up.

But the big question is... Were they doing it on a mattress on the street.

I lived in a Chinese neighborhood for a year. Once walking down the street, I heard this weird noise. I look up and there were two HUGE turkeys standing on the balcony of this apartment, just hanging out.