David Caruso One-Liners

YAAHHHH!

He'll never beat the King: Det. Lennie Briscoe.
(Jerry Orbach, RIP)

Yeah, Briscoe's my man.

But Caruso is almost up there with Steve McGarrett and Captain Kirk.

laura wrote: Caruso is almost up there with Steve McGarrett and Captain Kirk.

That's really not great company. But then again, Caruso IS very reminscent of a certain porcine sandwich delicacy...

laura wrote: Yeah, Briscoe's my man.

But Caruso is almost up there with Steve McGarrett and Captain Kirk.

Oh YEAH. Hawaii 5-0 was my favorite show when I was a kid. I always wanted to have hair just like Jack Lords'. Didn't work out.

"Nine o'clock flight from Hawaii
The Trident is just touching down
We're waiting here on the tarmac
McGarrett is wearing a frown ..."

Jeez! How can you not give props to Sgt. Phil Esterhouse???

Idlewild wrote: Jeez! How can you not give props to Sgt. Phil Esterhouse???

I'm afraid I had to Google that name. :oops: There's this big whole gap in my cultural literacy from when I didn't have a tv.

The previous quote is from Human League's "Circus of Death", by the way. Whenever I think of Steve McGarrett (which is not that often, don't worry) it starts running through my head ...

Phil is the opitimy of corny anecdotes and non-non-sequiturs. So let's be careful out there.

I stand properly admonished!