Do You Ever Fart While Working Out In The Gym?

Just wondering...say your on a cardio machine, about half way through your workout and you have got to cut one, do you just let it rip or do you stop and go into the locker room?

Also, say one slips out while doing some sit-ups, do you pretend like it never happened or quickly stop and move onto another machine?

I...

go ahead, admit it.

Consistently. It gets me the ellipticals with the good views of the Hudson and shortens the waiting time on the assorted weights.

That's why Idlewild always has chili before going to the gym.

Nah. Watercrest and half cooked garlic the night before does the trick.