Hilarious McDonalds UK FAQs

Go to this site:
http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/

Go to the "questions" section and enter "milkshakes" in the search bar. Read the questions carefully. There are many hilarious ones (although a few of the absolute best ones have been removed since the site got dugg, such as "Why did your employees ejaculate into my grandmother's milkshake?").

Is it true if i leave a McDonald's milk shake out to warm up to room temperaure
it doesn't melt?

O:)

Well, at least they answered my suspicions about employees inseminating the non-vegan, non-halal milk shakes. Whacky Brits.

Ha! That was great. Reminds me of a Freemason website I was at where they were answering a bunch of questions, some of them pretty absurd. Their answer to, "Is it true you guys secretly run the world?" was, "Yep." Priceless.

chicken hooves!

How come mayo was put in the milkshakes a little while ago?

But yeah, the chicken hooves was hilarious.

Drano wrote: Ha! That was great. Reminds me of a Freemason website I was at where they were answering a bunch of questions, some of them pretty absurd. Their answer to, "Is it true you guys secretly run the world?" was, "Yep." Priceless.

When you have a ridiculous question like that put to you, what other answer can possibly give?

davidg8089 wrote: [quote=Drano]Ha! That was great. Reminds me of a Freemason website I was at where they were answering a bunch of questions, some of them pretty absurd. Their answer to, "Is it true you guys secretly run the world?" was, "Yep." Priceless.

When you have a ridiculous question like that put to you, what other answer can possibly give?

i found out recently that to become a shriner you have to be a fairly high level mason first. so how come there are no conspiracies about shriners ruling the world?

We like people who drive little cars and wear funny hats in parades.

...given the state of the world, they may indeed be running it.