Where can I buy a gun around here?

I gotta get strapped.

You Can't unless you have a permit, but you can purchase pepper spray.

You Can't unless you have a permit, but you can purchase pepper spray.

if they allow carry conceal guns and lax the gun laws for citizens. too bad the criminals are much better arm and don't give a damn about getting a permit.

if they allow carry conceal guns and lax the gun laws for citizens. too bad the criminals are much better arm and don't give a damn about getting a permit.

that's all we need is a bunch of nervous people walking the streets with guns

that's all we need is a bunch of nervous people walking the streets with guns

nervous? me lol na, always stay cool under all conditions, the criminals always are nervous though when they mug me.

nervous? me lol na, always stay cool under all conditions, the criminals always are nervous though when they mug me.

I can't believe this post is permitted to stay up - moderators? Perhaps its in jest or perhaps not. No difference. Its not funny. We don't live in Florida, people. Not yet...

I don't believe we are in TX either.

This topic should be removed. Making light conversation of gun buying really doesn't help this forum or the people that live in PH. We have enough problems with the sucker punches to the face. Now lets add guns to the mix. Real stupid people. I made you better then that.

MOD NOTE: It's a pretty lame joke, but the post doesn't violate any site rules, and as such it stays. If you have a problem with it feel free to pm me off line.

[quote=Innocent X]

"...from my cold, dead hands..."

Okay, that made me snarf my coffee.

hahahaha I was thinking earlier today, after reading all the mugging posts that I'm surprised a post like this did not exist. I guess Innocent X thought that too!
I think we should all carry old western style pistols. Then when we have our saloon brawls and stray bullets are flying, maybe we can take out some of those strollers.

King without a crown wrote: You Can't unless you have a permit, but you can purchase pepper spray.

And if you buy salt spray you can assault a cucumber

Kevin_on_Putnam wrote: [quote=King without a crown]You Can't unless you have a permit, but you can purchase pepper spray.

And if you buy salt spray you can assault a cucumber

Or a snail :P

King without a crown wrote: You Can't unless you have a permit, but you can purchase pepper spray.

Does anyone find it odd that pepper spray is illegal for use in war under the Chemical Weapons Convention, of which the US is a signer, but it is perfectly legal for internal use by our citizens against our citizens?

Just saying.

I don't have a problem with spraying muggers BTW.

What about spray-cheese or spray on hair?

[quote=kosherdave]What about spray-cheese or spray on hair?


Dude, I would hope that spray on hair would be illegal under international law, but I fear it is something they let slide.

Spray-cheese, on the other hand, is pure goodness! Especially on celery or wheat thins.

was it on this board that i read about the taser-pod? we gotta get those so we can yell "steal this!" before looking like asses when we accidentally shock ourselves.

I was under the impression that a permit to carry a gun is very difficult to get in NYC, but that a permit to keep a gun at your home was actually doable. But you cannot walk around with it. This is just something I have heard.

Chris wrote: I was under the impression that a permit to carry a gun is very difficult to get in NYC, but that a permit to keep a gun at your home was actually doable. But you cannot walk around with it. This is just something I have heard.

nyc gun laws sucks to the max. criminals are better armed than law abiding people.

bobbybrummel wrote: was it on this board that i read about the taser-pod? we gotta get those so we can yell "steal this!" before looking like asses when we accidentally shock ourselves.

Actually, to be fair... the mp3 player is in the holster, so it would probably be tough to actually shock yourself.



http://www.gearlog.com/2008/01/leopardprint_taser_youll_reall.php


Now this one, I think, runs a greater risk of self-shock. But it doesn't come with headphones so it's probably not as attractive to muggers anyway.



http://www.ohgizmo.com/2007/05/14/be-nice-to-baby-seals-or-else/

d-miriam wrote: I can't believe this post is permitted to stay up - moderators? Perhaps its in jest or perhaps not. No difference. Its not funny. We don't live in Florida, people. Not yet...

GOD wrote: This topic should be removed. Making light conversation of gun buying really doesn't help this forum or the people that live in PH. We have enough problems with the sucker punches to the face. Now lets add guns to the mix. Real stupid people. I made you better then that.

Get over yourselves . Make an argument if you want, don't go crying to the mods - who, thank the real God, aren't having it - about something like this. It's not personal, it's not offensive to any reasonable person, and it might result in some amusing/interesting discussion.

EDIT: In fact, it already has.

Drano wrote: [quote=d-miriam]I can't believe this post is permitted to stay up - moderators? Perhaps its in jest or perhaps not. No difference. Its not funny. We don't live in Florida, people. Not yet...

GOD wrote: This topic should be removed. Making light conversation of gun buying really doesn't help this forum or the people that live in PH. We have enough problems with the sucker punches to the face. Now lets add guns to the mix. Real stupid people. I made you better then that.

Get over yourselves . Make an argument if you want, don't go crying to the mods - who, thank the real God, aren't having it - about something like this. It's not personal, it's not offensive to any reasonable person, and it might result in some amusing/interesting discussion.

EDIT: In fact, it already has.

FYI: d-mirian and GOD post from the same IP, so maybe you should be using the singular.

Carnivore wrote:
FYI: d-mirian and GOD post from the same IP, so maybe you should be using the singular.

Doesn't God also have a third identity round here too? That would make a nice round Trinity, which could be both singular and plural. Unless you're Jewish, Muslim, or Unitarian.

...and the plot thickens...

Are you there God? It's me, Whatchuwant. I just got my period and I really feel like shooting someone.