What's Your Porn Name???

Subject: What's Your Porn Name???

I'm bored as hell in LA...stuck in meetings. But, I heard something funny the other day...PORN NAME. Its your middle name combined with the name of the street you grew up on...My porn name is Brandy Shotwell. What's yours? 8)

Subject: Re: What's Your Porn Name???

Whitney Bliss (aka 46th St)

Christine Summer. Which sounds rather porny, but I've always heard that your middle name + the street you grew up on is your soap opera name, and it sounds way more soap opera. I thought your porn name was your most beloved childhood pet with the name of the street you live on -- in which case mine would be Pepper Atlantic.

Probably doesn't work so well in a city with so many numbered streets.

Christine Summer and Whitney Bliss are definitely Porn names...perhaps we have a future after all...

Like appollonia, I always heard that it was the name of your first pet and the street...which usually produces sillier results. In my case: Dolly Kirsch.

charles willow

Subject: Re: What's Your Porn Name???

bewitched wrote: Whitney Bliss (aka 46th St)

Sounds like someone's from Sunnyside!

Mine is Simone Essex. Which really is better as the heroine of a bodice ripper romance novel.

Subject: Silly topic, but what the heck

apollonia666 wrote: Christine Summer. Which sounds rather porny, but I've always heard that your middle name + the street you grew up on is your soap opera name, and it sounds way more soap opera. I thought your porn name was your most beloved childhood pet with the name of the street you live on -- in which case mine would be Pepper Atlantic.

Probably doesn't work so well in a city with so many numbered streets.

Using the rule, I guess I would be either Eddie Stratford or Eddie Marengo. Both sound dirty, but aren't ...

Raymond Maxwell

Charles Windsor. Sounds more like a prince then a porn star.

augusta farwell
or, the other configuration:
liboria washington

not sure I would use either one.

Subject: Re: What's Your Porn Name???

Candicissima wrote: [quote=bewitched]Whitney Bliss (aka 46th St)

Sounds like someone's from Sunnyside!Yes m'am!

a friend just told me he thought it was your first pets name with your mother's maiden name. Hmmm? Mine would then be Turner Malsbury. Not porn either.

Curtis Jackson

The middle name thing doesn't work for me, but childhood pet + childhood street = Twixie Glenhaven

Hmm...

Subject: Porn Name

Matthew Fairwood - damn, I think I have a gay porn star name (not that thwews anything wrong with that)

Here's my beloved childhood pet + current street:
Coco Sterling

mc wrote: Here's my beloved childhood pet + current street:

Maya Charm

or if it's the hamster that lasted for a month...

Tammy Charm

I moved around so much as a child, it's hard to pin one street down...

Beloved childhood pet- Googie

Middle name- Perry

Childhood streets to choose from: Duke, Ann, Sycamore, Edmund, Woodbridge, Lexington, Colburn

Oh, the possibilities...

Greetings from Sunny (and warm) LA...missing PH, but not the car alarms, trash, and other urban ills...
Seems like there are several ways to create a Porn Name...and we have some good names on this list...

I'd advice against anyone posting the mother's maiden name configuration on a public site. Actually, any of these pose potential security problems, given the "street where you grew up" or "first pet's name" security questions common on Internet sites.

I don't mean to be a killjoy, but I'm just sayin'...

Carnivore wrote: I'd advice against anyone posting the mother's maiden name configuration on a public site. Actually, any of these pose potential security problems, given the "street where you grew up" or "first pet's name" security questions common on Internet sites.

I don't mean to be a killjoy, but I'm just sayin'...

You must have a really messed up porn star name...

nybt wrote: You must have a really messed up porn star name...

:twisted: You'll have to wait for the DVD. :twisted:

Carnivore wrote: [quote=nybt]You must have a really messed up porn star name...

:twisted: You'll have to wait for the DVD. :twisted:EWWWWWWWWW mine eyes, mine eyes

bewitched wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=nybt]You must have a really messed up porn star name...

:twisted: You'll have to wait for the DVD. :twisted:EWWWWWWWWW mine eyes, mine eyes
Did you see something that I didn't?! Man, forget 'bewitched,' I'm callin' you eagle eyes... :P

You guys are cracking me up!! Thanks for the much needed laugh. I left my doggie in BK and I'm sooo lonely without him...I hope he'll remember me when I get back... :shock:

Carnivore wrote: I'd advice against anyone posting the mother's maiden name configuration on a public site. Actually, any of these pose potential security problems, given the "street where you grew up" or "first pet's name" security questions common on Internet sites.

I don't mean to be a killjoy, but I'm just sayin'...

Good point, but I'm not too worried. Like some others, I've had many streets and many pets--these just make the best combo. But you'd be hard-pressed to break into any of my online accounts with the information "Twixie Glenhaven."

Besides which, my identity is rich in sentimental value only.

I always though it was you childhood nickname and your mother's maiden name (or was that how you figure out your drag queen name) -

Forest City Reamer

Theodore Harvard isn't bad I suppose as porn star names go, but it doesn't hold a candle to the product of the second formula, Munchy Lincoln.

Oh, Munchy the hampster... I'll never forget the day I lost you... or the day I found you- decaying behind the radiator.

teddyballgame wrote: Oh, Munchy the hampster... I'll never forget the day I lost you... or the day I found you- decaying behind the radiator.

Mom: "You'd better feed your gerbil. It's probably dead."

Me: "She is not. I'll feed her right...Ashy? ASHY?" :shock: