Drink Up, Little Snailitos, for Tonight You Die!

I'm getting out the beer and killing these fuckers tonight. They're eating their way through my garden and I'm not gonna take it any more

:twisted:

Poor little guys...

Snail's gotta eat, too! Why not make them a little plate in the morning?

I know, I'm just instigating...

I gave them two Amstels! It's like March of the Snailitos out there. They're heading right for it. I don't like them enough to give them Negra Modelos :-)

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

at least they died happy?

Pickled snails anyone?

Noooooo!


What did you do to Gary and his family??!!




Why did you have to kill 'em? And and and.....pictures? Nobody said "pics or it didn't happen".

I killed them because they are eating my whole garden! If they weren't doing damage, we could co-exist. At least they died hammered

LET THEM EAT!!!!!!

Em, you are more than welcome to come round them up and bring them to your house where you can care for them :-)

My buddy would probably put me in the nut house if I brought home snails.

I don't have a yard. If I did I definitely wouldn't mind having snails around. I think they look so cool!

And to see them dead in a pool of booze.....


Ooooh Gary!

How very Zen of you - those pics are like snail snuff porn :-#

After spending hundreds of dollars on my garden, I just couldn't take it any more

HAHA I love the title of this thread.... I have the good, the bad and the sluggly song stuck in my head.


Poor alcoholic sluggers. So instead of "like a moth to the flame" shall we say "like a snail into the Amstel?"

It's so sad, they could have been some other snail's loved one...

even more than the money they are eating out of my garden, it's the hours and hours of work they are messing up. Ah, well.

[quote=Livetotravel]It's so sad, they could have been some other snail's loved one...


OhMaGawdI'mGonnaCry!

Stop it LTT!

I'm telling you...fat, drunk and happy with your friends is not a bad way to go. I could have just poured salt on them

no, not the salt. that's cruel. but drunk and happy? if they're gonna go, and Flexi is certain they gotta go, then boozed is better than burned!

thank you, Shishkab!

Anybody feeling sorry for the snailitos (and believe me, I wish there had been a better compromise , for many reasons, including...um...disposal) can come get them any time they want to take them home.

Any takers?

No?

WOW! Ok, so I wasn't sure the beer trick worked, but now I am. I'll have to do that. Its cheaper than those bags of non-toxic snail bait. I tried to get my dogs to eat them, but to no avail. Beer it is. I feel your pain about the garden getting eaten

Thank you Caahyoko!

Yep, beer does it. I hear they really like Bud, so I might buy a 40 next time.

Flexichick wrote: Thank you Caahyoko!

Yep, beer does it. I hear they really like Bud, so I might buy a 40 next time.

Cool. Thanks for the tip. I was wondering if I could get the cheap stuff and it would work. Good to hear they aren't partial to Belgian wheat beers or anything

http://www.arnobrosi.com/garden.html

I think it's time for another snailito party!

Flexichick wrote: I think it's time for another snailito party!

sicko.

they're EVERYWHERE with the damn rain. Eating all my plants

Don't kill them, EAT THEM!

you want to eat them, you can come get them!

What do they eat? We've got them everywhere--so far I've only noticed one plant (something I didn't plant and don't care about) suffering any damage that looks like it could be the snails.

Are they going to turn on me and eat my squash?? The squirrels have decided my marigolds are an all you can eat buffet

forget I mentioned that, just pour salt on them.