Brooklynian Game

True.

The next person to post will have been "banned" multiple times.

False! I've never even looked at the banned thread.

False. Thou dost protesteth to much.

The next person to post will be an admitted ban threader.

True,
You've got me banned.

True or False: White squirrels are talking over Brooklyn Heights?

False. I think it's squirrel sized rats. Damn racist.

Hi. Yeah. Umm. My toilet handle flusher thing is broken. Do I go buy a new one and fix it , or am I supposed to tell the super and he comes to fix it? It was really really old and rusty and the thingy that the chain attaches to broke off. It's metal , yeah , but it broke....off. The rust weakened it I guess. My husband ,lol, did a McGyver and tied a wire to it so that when we pull on the wire it flushes. I gotta get this thing fixed before the 18th. My nephew has started his potty training and I don't want to confuse the poor lad....and my sister and bf will make fun of me if they see it. #-o

LOL!

Those toliet kits are cheap and easy to install, eithe rbuy one and have the hubby put it in, then deduct from rent, Or get the super to do it.

Next question: Will Mamacita piss off Papi Chulo by having a BBQ again this weekend??

ay! eso es verdad...

next person is obsessed with their hair...

False. I am a former obsess-er . I only straighten it when I feel like it. Other than that , it gets no lovin' from me.It's lucky that I even brush it.

Papi? :-k

Burning charcoal. :shock:

If you know what's good for you , don't touch his shit!! :-#

Incorrect.

The next person will really like this video.

True.

The next poster will try to one-up that last video.

Nope. But I think the next poster may be doing some shopping at this site this summer.

SO not true. LOL- where do you find this shit?!?!

Carnivore will be buying these for all the women in his life.

False!

That girl on the first page looks like a wholesome SweetTea.
Too bad she's EBIL! And she likes to TORTURE ME by taking bad pictures of me! EBIL!!

The next person is much nicer and considerate of my phobias.

False.

I'm pretty damn mean. And I think SweetTea should be able to take as much bad pics of you as she wants. It's not her fault that you don't know how to strike a pose...Vogue, vogue, vogue- Oooh, you've got to let your body move to the music....


Am I right?

I guess so. Check out this IRC exchange I saw posted recently:

>Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
>GarbageStan23: why?
>Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
>Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
>GarbageStan23: oh shit!
>Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
>Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
>Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

The next poster will think that my posting this was totally gratuitous and in bad taste.

Yeah , you have bad taste alright.

The next person will agree with me OR ELSE.

Incorrect.

Can you believe that burgers are all the rage in Paris right now?

false. the nyt can say whatever but really, folks in paris and italy consume the 'pink burger' more. aka the pork burger at mcdonalds. and do we have it here? NO!

True, a swine burgerwould be delicious, but the Parisiens are having the real thing. Tweaked, of course.

The next poster knows that ketchup does not go on a hot dog.

So. SO! TRUE!

The next poster will try to argue with this, but will fail miserably.

TRUE!! I luv ketchup on my hotdogs and I won't argue the point because hotdog etiquite does not bother me as much as mustard on a hot pretzel - it just ain't right.
The next person will tell me I'm crazy for not trying it
(either that or Em will slam someone else )

TRUE!

You're crazy for not trying it. It's like a totally different pretzel!

Next- Em will slam someone else...

false. em is a nice lady with money to loan you.

False. I'm so poor I can't afford to go Pro on Flickr , yo.