public urination

Can someone be arrested for public urination? Or is it just a ticket? If they are arrested how long can they be detained?
Sorry this is not so neighborhood specific. Just know there are a few neighborhood police officers that read this board that would know the answer. And the incident that makes me ask this question happened in this neighborhood.

So many people pee on the streets in Sunset Park that it really smells bad in the summer heat. Making the streets reek should be a good reason to go to jail.

If the system is the same as 7 years ago:

the offender will receive a PINK criminal court desk appearance ticket if they produce valid ID, otherwise they may be arrested.

This is considered a VIOLATION not a CRIME so there is no criminal record for pleading guilty

On the day of the hearing you must show up at the borough criminal court on time, stand on a very long line with unseemly people (they smell like someone has urinated on them), go through metal detectors and then wait another two hours for the judge to show up and hope you get called b4 lunch.

You can plead not-guilty and go back on a different day for the hanging trial or

You can plead guilty and pay the usual $15.00

If you fail to show an OFFICIAL WARRANT will be issue for you.

Thanks wirenut!

you can also be charged with exposing yourself in public. You can actually become a registered sex offender.

I remember walking home from 2O5 IN THE CITY, SHIT FACED TOOK THE SUBWAY EVEN THOUGH I USUALLY ONLY TAKE CABS back to bk after 10 pm, it was pouring rain and wanted to stop at Soda for a last drink but it was closed and was dying to piss, it was thundering, it was a wall of water and i just wanted to take a piss, i look down St marks and looked up and down Vandy and the cost was clear, mind me that it was about 4 am, i took my wet little noodle, it looked sad and drunk, and was sad , i started to take a piss and it felt so good, my pee pee was pouring like a fireman's hose and the rain kept coming, as i am enjoying my eternal piss, guess who makes a right on St marks? The piggies , i was in all my little noodle glory, they stopped and let me finish my piss, they did not even get out of the car and they asked for I.D and i was like. i was gonna piss myself what i am supposed to do? Its fucking raining its not like i am pissing Mercury, Iridium or Plutonium, the rain will wash it away, anyhow, my tax returns come in and guess what they took the ticket money i owed from my state taxes, but no jail!!!
I will never piss in public again unless i am in Mexico city, Buenos Aires or next to a whore house in San Salvador!

problem with nyc as a major city it has no real public places you can go. people are force to go do it in public.

It's pretty funny that you're the drunk animal pissing on the street, and yet you call the Cops "piggies".

And in summary, corporations pollute the water, therefore I piss in the streets.

I've got four kids, I'm a veteran of finding public or semi-public restrooms in NYC. They exist, you just gotsta plan. Of course all bets are off wandering shitfaced in the rain at 4am, I suppose.

honestly i fantasize about pissing on bloombergs stoop or in his shoe.

sneakyonstmarks wrote: Hey Daver i have a kid too and if she needs to piss and we are not close to a bathroom ? Hell i am not gonna make her piss her self, we go behind a car and she takes a piss nothing wrong with that,

We've been over this one.

fivefifths wrote: honestly i fantasize about pissing on bloombergs stoop or in his shoe.

That would be good! I keep meaning to take pics of some of the "don't piss here" signs I see posted about the neighborhood.

uh-oh

MOD NOTE:

we're going to try this again, without the personal attacks.

kthx.

LMFAO @ post deletions

sweet tea wrote: [color=red]MOD NOTE:

we're going to try this again, without the personal attack.

kthx.

lol it wasn't real personal attacks just fun

I bet sneaky complained because of that spy pic I posted of him...

Damn sneaky.

Daver funny guys, actually i would not mind having an out door toilet if i lived in the woods, reminds me of when i was in Corazal in the Mountains of Morazan about 22 years ago and there was not a toilet to be seen, so i went and took a deuce next to the river i cried for toilet paper but they said there was none and to look for the smoothest stones to wipe me ass and guess what? i found these three smooth round stones, and i wiped my ass with them and then dumped in in the river. Next time i took a different approach i found some Higuero leafs and they worked much much better!! Much much better!!

sneakyonstmarks wrote: Daver funny guys, actually i would not mind having an out door toilet if i lived in the woods, reminds me of when i was in Corazal in the Mountains of Morazan about 22 years ago and there was not a toilet to be seen, so i went and took a deuce next to the river i cried for toilet papper but they said there was none and to look for the smooth stones to wipe me ass and guss what i found these three smooth round stones, and i wipe my ass with them and then dumped in in the river. Next time i took a different approach i found some Higuero leafs and they worked much much better!!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

I swear I gonna go to "vandy" as you call it and find your ass and buy you a drink. You are most amusing.

on another note; MODS why you stop our fun? That ain't right.

What if someone pees on himself. I was on a subway where a homeless guy did that. No one seemed to care. I just went to another car.

fivefifths wrote:

on another note; MODS why you stop our fun? That ain't right.

because not all of it was fun. please pm me if you wish to discuss it further. thanks.

sweet tea wrote: [quote=fivefifths]

on another note; MODS why you stop our fun? That ain't right.

because not all of it was fun. please pm me if you wish to discuss it further. thanks.
it ain't that deep...

Gross, you all need to get past your urinary fixations. :puker:
We don't want to know, please stop sharing. Jeeze your going to give us a bad name.. ](*,)

Fivefiths buy me a drink on Monday for my BirthdaY. I will be at weather up after 10 pm, i have to work for a couple of hours on Monday. I have plenty of crapping stories , one which is basically related to the last story but will save it for Monday, or will write a story later. Gonna take a nap maybe vance like my Austrian room mate in Tel aviv used to call it!

But there will be another crapping story in the next couple of days but it will take a while to write and got "shit" to do today!

this happened to a friend of mine a few years back and i seem to recall he got 2 tickets, one of them was some sort of environmental offense (!).
and each ticket was $60 i think. he was allowed to plea bargain and paid $60 to cover both tickets.

bill c wrote: this happened to a friend of mine a few years back and i seem to recall he got 2 tickets, one of them was some sort of environmental offense (!).

THE SERIOUS RESPONSE:

Well, yeah, a puddle of pee isn't the most sanitary thing in the world, so I'd imagine there being an environmental component....

THE SILLY RESPONSE:

Had he eaten asparagus for dinner that night?

bill c wrote: this happened to a friend of mine a few years back and i seem to recall he got 2 tickets, one of them was some sort of environmental offense (!).

He must have been "pissed"
(Sorry I couldn't pass that up)

Pee pee is good for you!

In alternative medicine, the term urine therapy (also urotherapy, urinotherapy or uropathy) refers to various applications of human urine for medicinal or cosmetic purposes, including drinking of one's own urine and massaging one's skin with one's own urine. A practitioner of urine therapy is sometimes called a uropath[citation needed].
In the Indian ayurvedic tradition, urine therapy may be called amaroli. Another name is Shivambu Kalpa, taken from the title of the ancient text Shivambu Kalpa Vidhi. Here, shivambu can be translated as "the waters of Shiva", and refers to the urine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy

stacey wrote: [quote=bill c]this happened to a friend of mine a few years back and i seem to recall he got 2 tickets, one of them was some sort of environmental offense (!).

He must have been "pissed"
(Sorry I couldn't pass that up)


he would have been if he didn't get the pee bargain offer.

fivefifths wrote: Pee pee is good for you!

In alternative medicine, the term urine therapy (also urotherapy, urinotherapy or uropathy) refers to various applications of human urine for medicinal or cosmetic purposes, including drinking of one's own urine and massaging one's skin with one's own urine. A practitioner of urine therapy is sometimes called a uropath[citation needed].
In the Indian ayurvedic tradition, urine therapy may be called amaroli. Another name is Shivambu Kalpa, taken from the title of the ancient text Shivambu Kalpa Vidhi. Here, shivambu can be translated as "the waters of Shiva", and refers to the urine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy

I knew a guy who put his own pee on his face for his zits. He had really bad skin. Pee didn't help.