Ma'am, we sell water, we don't give it away

I try.

Drunken Revival wrote: I try.

You do.

so uhhh... if i threaten to eat someones' children as long as they are of age, does this thread get locked?

superjonbot wrote: so uhhh... if i threaten to eat someones' children as long as they are of age, does this thread get locked?

No way! I want this to stay at the top for as long as possible! Assholes! Water is free in NYC. Always.

superjonbot wrote: so uhhh... if i threaten to eat someones' children as long as they are of age, does this thread get locked?

Actually, the official word is that threatening to kill someone's children on this board is fully permissible and within the rules. Seriously.

FYI.



So that probably won't work.

If your Catholic you can't eat anyones children on Friday.

Brooklyn Baby Daddy wrote: No, this is screwed up. Every place that sells food should provide water.

Agreed. Any business with clean water and cups should provide water to people, especially on hot days when some fragile, elderly person might need some water to swallow a pill. Refusing to give someone water is cruel and classless.

more so, it decreases your customer base substantially when said customer writes about it on daily slope.

eating children is ok, as long as they are of age, and if you are old and need to take a pill, then you should go home and stay home, because no one wants to smell the odor of bengay and adult diapers while they are eating their bagel without water, NO ONE! yeah... you better take that bagel to go pops, scurry out the damn door with your damn walker, and your damn memories of WWII that i don't need to hear about. sho nuff!

You'd better not fly USAir: http://blogs.wsj.com/middleseat/2008/08/01/starting-today-no-more-free-water-on-us-air/

Just don't try to eat children without a glass of water. Bad news, people!

I'm not sure where I stand on eating babies just yet, however, I feel I crossed the line when I attacked a man, his baby and his blog. My posting crossed the line from plain old offensive to mean.

I guess people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones (trying to figure out a good, perhaps offensive, way to use this phrase).... and I am stalling my apology. So, I'm sorry BBD. I can't stand by those comments... Take another congrats genuinely and don't go getting mushy on me.

please disregard my previous post. I love old people, especially the ones that drool like babies. they are soooooo kewt!

EasilyFound wrote: You'd better not fly USAir: http://blogs.wsj.com/middleseat/2008/08/01/starting-today-no-more-free-water-on-us-air/

Next thing you know, they'll be charging for window and aisle seats...

$2 water on a plane is a new low in lameness.

daver wrote: [quote=EasilyFound]You'd better not fly USAir: http://blogs.wsj.com/middleseat/2008/08/01/starting-today-no-more-free-water-on-us-air/

Next thing you know, they'll be charging for window and aisle seats...

$2 water on a plane is a new low in lameness.
Especially since they know you can't bring it from home. The only alternative is even more inflated water prices in the airport.

Carnivore wrote: [quote=daver]$2 water on a plane is a new low in lameness.

Especially since they know you can't bring it from home. The only alternative is even more inflated water prices in the airport.
Soon they will reach concert prices, what, like $4-6 a bottle now?

Wankers.

Double plus-minus wankers, even.

Drunken Revival wrote: I'm not sure where I stand on eating babies just yet, however, I feel I crossed the line when I attacked a man, his baby and his blog. My posting crossed the line from plain old offensive to mean.

I guess people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones (trying to figure out a good, perhaps offensive, way to use this phrase).... and I am stalling my apology. So, I'm sorry BBD. I can't stand by those comments... Take another congrats genuinely and don't go getting mushy on me.

Hi, and thank you. It takes a big person to apologize, and I sincerely appreciate it. Next round (of water) is on me!

Dave