Help me convert a Manhattanite

A portal gun would work.

jeffrey wrote: A portal gun would work.

The cake is a lie.

hee hee hee



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brooklyn sucks. al di la sucks. (*wink* *wink*)

people, we dont need to convince any more manhattanites that brooklyn is where its at. if there are a few who still havent figured that out yet, good! i already cant afford to live here and hate the growing wait times at my favorite restaurants.

SSSHHHUUUSSSSSSHHHHHH about brooklyn!

hahhahahaha, fucking funny but true! Especially abut the rents!

I think James is a good bet. Great cocktails too

Cocktails at James are not all that!

phosphene wrote: So we went to Weather Up and James... It was great, he seemed to love Weather Up and even said how beautiful the brownstone-lined streets are... And I am SO SLEEPY. Let's just say it seems that all the enticements were, on the whole, successful.

That's good, 'cause I thought the solution would be to dump any bozo who hasn't found out that Brooklyn is better than Manhattan in every way imaginable.