Phyllis? At Soda all the time with that guy? CUTIE!

Does anyone know this cute girl named Phyllis? She is medium height, really cute. Looks like Tina Fay (sp)? I am dyin to know her. Anyone have an idea?

JL

Say "hi"?

I'll ask is she's dating anyone in 3rd period Gym.

Dude! Are you 12? Say "HI" to her. You'll know in 2 seconds.

Subject: d.h. missed connection

write a d.h. missed connection as such:

"raven haired cutie from soda

i smiled and asked if you wanted to grab some of my peanuts

you walked away crossing your eyes, i think you misunderstood me

so i ran out the door ashamed

oh, please love me bar princess

please"

Subject: Re: d.h. missed connection

Karl the Druid wrote: write a d.h. missed connection as such:

"raven haired cutie from soda

i smiled and asked if you wanted to grab some of my peanuts

you walked away crossing your eyes, i think you misunderstood me

so i ran out the door ashamed

oh, please love me bar princess

please"

jimmer im going to have to agree with the majority of the ppl here, you need to take your ass over and say hi. your a MAN. and thats what MEN do when interested in a woman.

that´s right!! or now some other guy from this board might actually go over and take her from you!!

i'm an old fart, but do the 'kids' now communicate via text? maybe he should be texting 'hi'?

sneakyonstmarks wrote: that´s right!! or now some other guy from this boatd might actually go over and take her from you!!

jimmer! please act now before sneaky meets this girl, knocks her up, goes on another bukowski binge, and covers his sig line with expressions of his undying love and pleas for forgiveness!

do it, man, for all our sakes!

sweet tea wrote: [quote=sneakyonstmarks]that´s right!! or now some other guy from this boatd might actually go over and take her from you!!

jimmer! please act now before sneaky meets this girl, knocks her up, goes on another bukowski binge, and covers his sig line with expressions of his undying love and pleas for forgiveness!

do it, man, for all our sakes!

HA! Awesome! and SO true!!!!

Subject: a d.h. missed connection reply

a d.h. missed connection reply:

jazz-hat from soda with the ironic t-shirt

i offered you a saltine, i asked you "cracker?", but i think you misunderstood

you threw a salty peanut at my eye, why?

why?

cry

you people are funny!! Yeah i am single now but still miss the ex and i am a fucking idiot for doing what i did, but then again maybe i should meet this Phylis girl but i am not going to!! I am Planning on staying celibate for the rest of the year, unless i meet Lydia Hearst and she offers Sneaky some loving, otherwise TV and porn and my imagination will do.
Miss you EC!!

Funny ah watchu?
NOw i know !!

I TALKED TO HER! SHE IS SINGLE! ANYONE SEEN HER? Looks like a lil Tina Fey! What about that Zhenga to! Whoa.

JR

now you have to sk her out!

I think that the appropriate pick-up line is, "so, I started a thread about you on a neighborhood message board..." Works like a charm.

WhyFi wrote: I think that the appropriate pick-up line is, "so, I started a thread about you on a neighborhood message board..." Works like a charm.

Could go one of two ways- she'll think its totally hot or she'll think you're a stalker. But if you get some positive feedback....do it.

Just curious, so this Phylis is at Soda every time you go?

Okay, so maybe something that's being overlooked - who's "that guy" that she's always with?

Do you have aspirations of being a home wrecker? :shock:

WhyFi wrote: Okay, so maybe something that's being overlooked - who's "that guy" that she's always with?

Do you have aspirations of being a home wrecker? :shock:

Jimmer2000 wrote: I TALKED TO HER! SHE IS SINGLE! ANYONE SEEN HER? Looks like a lil Tina Fey! What about that Zhenga to! Whoa.

JR

Be a man, stop posting to this thread, and just ask her out.

slimgoods wrote: jimmer im going to have to agree with the majority of the ppl here, you need to take your ass over and say hi. your a MAN. and thats what MEN do when interested in a woman.

BKChickie wrote: Be a man, stop posting to this thread, and just ask her out.

Why is everyone assuming Jimmer is a man?

I thought the same thing, but because "Jimmer" sounds a lot like "Jimmy" I made an assumption. Sorry if I was wrong. That, and I knew a "Jim" whose nickname was "Jimmers".

In any case Jimmer, regardless of gender, should be an ADULT and ask this woman out.

I'm with WhyFi on this one - its probably bad etiquette to ask a girl out in front of her boyfriend...assuming that "Tina Fey" is in a relationship with "That Guy."

What guy? I never saw OP mention another guy? He/she said lil' Tina was single! So, its all good.

Go for it- you have our full Brookynian support (FWIW).

Whatchuwant wrote: What guy? I never saw OP mention another guy? He/she said lil' Tina was single! So, its all good.

Title of the thread, dear!

Okay, okay, so Jimmer says she's single... but that doesn't explain "that guy" just yet... who is he? What's their relationship? Why are they always together? I mean, if we're gonna stalk the girl, let's not do it half-assed - who's she hangin' with and why?

Nuthin hotter than a guy stalking a girl and writing about her on a public forum 8-[

:P

What defines "stalking?"

WhyFi wrote: [quote=whatchuwant]What guy? I never saw OP mention another guy? He/she said lil' Tina was single! So, its all good.

Title of the thread, dear!


Oh. Duh. Sorry, my bad. :oops:

whyFi wrote: Okay, okay, so Jimmer says she's single... but that doesn't explain "that guy" just yet... who is he? What's their relationship? Why are they always together? I mean, if we're gonna stalk the girl, let's not do it half-assed - who's she hangin' with and why?

Could be a friend friend. You know, the one you hang out with cause you ain't got no date and you need guy attention. You never sleep with friend friend cause you just, you know, you don't like him like that.

Hatemail wrote: What defines "stalking?"

Jimmer - 2200 hours. Don't forget the rope this time, it's a pain in the ass to carry that 'scope while climbing the tree.

Whatchuwant wrote: You know, the one you hang out with cause you ain't got no date and you need guy attention. You never sleep with friend friend cause you just, you know, you don't like him like that.

That is just so wrong of women.