Split from Rodger/St.John's thread: KWAC'ing it

Subject: Split from Rodger/St.John's thread: KWAC'ing it

littlered wrote: i live around the corner, on st john's between rogers and nostrand. i just moved here from california. i feel safe walking home at night. everyone in the area is super friendly and welcoming.

Not to pull a KWAC (goddammit, don't drive me to this!) but yah, other than the murder on that block a couple months back. Oh yah, and the other one a year before that. :roll:

But yes, I have personally had few problems. Other than-

Oh forget it.

It's nice too see that a new phrase has been coined on here. Can I pull a KWAC too?

King without a crown wrote: It's nice too see that a new phrase has been coined on here. Can I pull a KWAC too?

You don't have to pull yer KWAC 'cause you are the Chief and Head KWAC.

FWIW.

pulling ones KWAC sounds like something that should be done in private.

...just sayin'.

I guess if you choose do it here, I can choose to avert my eyes. Aren't there any cops on this board to prevent that sorta thing?

whynot_31 wrote: pulling ones KWAC sounds like something that should be done in private.

Er, how about them Yankees!?!

whynot_31 wrote: I guess if you choose do it here, I can choose to avert my eyes. Aren't there any cops on this board to prevent that sorta thing?

Board cops? Or cop cops?

Although I believe the proper protocol is to file a report with the cop cops, and THEN alert the media.

Er, I meant board cops.

How about them Yankees!

I know for certain one bored cop frequents this board.

The board cops would only become involved if you KWAC'd in a way that "was not nice".

King without a crown wrote: It's nice too see that a new phrase has been coined on here. Can I pull a KWAC too?

Excuse me, while I get my KWAC on?

Yup, definitely sounds dirty. Maybe the original glove hat can add his two cents.

Mamacita, you don't seem like the kind who would "get thier KWAC on" in public ...but I don't know you that well.

If you want to, I guess there's nothing we can do about it.
Just be advised, some poster is sure to ask for a photo of you in the act.

(I'm way too cool to ask for such things)

I think mamacita would get her KWAC on in public. I heard shes a little bit freaky!

King without a crown wrote: I think mamacita would get her KWAC on in public. I heard shes a little bit freaky!

She gets her KWAC on every chance she gets- don't let her fool you.

Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=King without a crown]I think mamacita would get her KWAC on in public. I heard shes a little bit freaky!

She gets her KWAC on every chance she gets- don't let her fool you.

Good for her! ...and, dare I ask: how about you WUW?

How did this get about me. Let's hear more from the King of getting his KWAC on.

Waiting for the King is no fun; cops never come when you want them.
Maybe he can let us know if cops can, er, "come" when they want to.

---we are going to get movved to the Lounge at any moment---

Oh yeah that's hot baby

KWAK- the act of making a block and/or neighborhood sound or seem worse by giving statistics that may or may not be completely correct and anecdotes that scare potential residents.

NOW we're back on track.

I myself, don't KWAK all too often. I only do it when I don't like you.

No I'd say that was kinda rude. Kwac is cool in my book and he tells it like he sees it, like everyone else does on these boards. You take it for what it is: a position on a topic. To single him out is unfair, I'm sure we can single out a lot of people on these boards for having a history of certain posts.

That said, yup whynot, you're right. This is getting split and moved.

Mamacita wrote: No I'd say that was kinda rude. Kwac is cool in my book and he tells it like he sees it, like everyone else does on these boards. You take it for what it is: a position on a topic. To single him out is unfair, I'm sure we can single out a lot of people on these boards for having a history of certain posts.

That said, yup whynot, you're right. This is getting split and moved.

Ahem- what, exactly is rude again? I'm giving the Daver definition of the word KWAC and his usage of it. Right or wrong, that was his meaning of the word KWAC.

Relax, girl. You're making a bigger deal then this needs to be. KWAC could really give a shit....

I don't imagine KWAC to look like Victor. There might be some similarities though.

I don't think I'm going too far out on a limb by imagining that Victor enjoys getting his KWAC on. ...he might even be interested in getting on KWAC. ...Not that there is anything wrong with that...

What Victor and KWAC do is their own business. Like I said above, I make every effort to avert my eyes when KWAC does that sorta thing here.

Don't KWAC too often or you'll go blind 8)

Mamacita wrote: Don't KWAC too often or you'll go blind 8)

I was told that whenever I was selfish and impure I'd get hairy palms ...damn catholic school nuns.

...my palms aren't aren't hairy. Proving that either I listened to the nuns or that the nuns were wrong.

You'd think the nuns wouldn't spend time lecturing kids about the evils of posting horrible crimes to people who want to believe thier neighborhoods are safe, but you'd be wrong!

Whatchuwant wrote: KWAK- the act of making a block and/or neighborhood sound or seem worse by giving statistics that may or may not be completely correct and anecdotes that scare potential residents.

NOW we're back on track.

I myself, don't KWAK all too often. I only do it when I don't like you.

Its nice to see that I have finally become an Icon on this board. As for my statistics, I stand by what I say, and I challenge anyone on here to find a false statement that I made.

ahahahahah damn u got your own abbreviation ahahahahh shits like slang ahahahh i may have to adopt it !!

I blame Daver for giving KWAC icon status.

I blame Mamacita for posting Victor.

I blame boredom for me imagining KWAC and Victor KWACing together.

KWAC, are your palms hairy? Is your eyesight getting progressively worse? ...were the nuns wrong?

whynot_31 wrote: I blame Daver for giving KWAC icon status.

Oh, he's going to LOVE that....

He's home sick, but I'll tell him tonight.

Mamacita, you are moderator ...does this give you the power to make KWAC's avatar be Victor's picture?

...that would make it all worthwhile.

...but it might be considered not nice.

hee hee.... a Mod can't, but as an Admin :twisted: yes, yes I can BUWAHAHAHHA!

(but that would be ebil! and I'm a total O:)

So can you be KWAC'd like you're PWND or Zinged?

Well, so far we have only seen people KWAC; a somewhat passive act of finding an incident that causes one to believe that a particular block has had a crime occur on it, likely via the use of comstat. ...but I guess it could used in a more active way, as you suggest:

"Damn, he found a crime that happened right on your block! Yea, it might of been 4 years ago and at 2 AM. ...Yea, the woman was killed by her boyfriend. ...but you are totally at risk of being murdered just walking down the street in broad daylight. So what if there are only like 100 murders by strangers a year?! You just got totally KWAC'd."

...Following this comment, one should then post a picture of Victor.

http://www.newser.com/story/12381/nyc-murder-rate-in-free-fall.html

Humm was thinking something like a verb.

"Oh man I just moved to crazy lane and got mugged by a crack dealer last night! I was totally KWAC'd!*"

*you are part of a statistic that points to the fact that a certain nabe has a rash of violence etc...

Actually the Murder rate is up in NYC along with Rapes and Robberies

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06252008/news/regionalnews/citys_murder_rate_rises_8__117024.htm

I think whynot was just Kwac'd

I think to be KWAC'd is to be proven wrong by fellow poster who is able to find an unlikely crime occurence.

Getting mugged in a neighborhood that is dangerous is not the same as being KWAC'd.

Saying that x block is safe, then having KWAC, Daver, or someone else find an incident from 1989 that says actually you should fear for your life at all times because it could happen to you ...that's getting KWAC'd.

Person 1: Flying is safe
KWACer: Planes crash into towers.
Person 1 was KAWC'd, even though this happended in 2001.

Person 1: Milk is good for you
KWACer: Milk killed 54 children and sickened 54000.
Person 1 was KAWC'd, even though this happended in China.

Person 1: Prospect Park is nice.
KAWCer: ...some stat about some bad thing, etc.

you get the idea. Perhaps it means "to use obscure statistics to depress a fellow blogger", or "to apply a randon incident of evil to an entire block, or neighborhood".

KWAC, its your term/turn....