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  • jamzer
    jamzer
    The Pagens gave us Christmas, why would they take it back?
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    modsquad wrote: image
    Pagan checking for oncoming traffic before it invades Park Slope.
    If all pagans have asses like that, I'm more than willing to start sacrificing babies and worshiping moonbeams.
  • rockergirl77
    rockergirl77
    modsquad wrote: image
    Pagan checking for oncoming traffic before it invades Park Slope.
    Not just checking for oncoming traffic - actually waiting until the light turns green to walk across the street.
  • modsquad
    modsquad
    Jamzer wrote: The Pagens gave us Christmas, why would they take it back?
    We haven't slaughtered enough virgins.
  • rockergirl77
    rockergirl77
    Wait - are we talking about the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers? Or a different group of Pagans?
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    Basically anyone who doesn't believe in the divinity of Santa (bless his holy name hallelujah). Those who profane his holy name will burn when the day of judgment comes.
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    interesting that santa is an anagram for satan
  • carnivore
    carnivore
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    brooklynpotter wrote: interesting that santa is an anagram for satan
    Yes, he is the anti-Santa. I think he takes presents *away* from little kids and like eats elves or something. Not a great guy.
  • modsquad
    modsquad
    RockerGirl77 wrote: Wait - are we talking about the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers? Or a different group of Pagans?
    No, not the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers.
    The Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers (Reformed) or P.S.P.S.C.M.T.K.V.S. (Reformed) USA for short.
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    modsquad wrote: [quote=RockerGirl77]Wait - are we talking about the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers? Or a different group of Pagans?
    No, not the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers.
    The Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers (Reformed) or P.S.P.S.C.M.T.K.V.S. (Reformed) USA for short.

    Actually I think the group split into a couple of factions. So now in addition to the original "Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers (Reformed)", we now have:

    Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers (Reformed) People's Front

    and

    The People's Front of the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers (Reformed)
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    How about the ones who were taken over by aliens, and then passed themselves off as normal?

    You don't want to leave them out.
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    modsquad wrote: [quote=Jamzer]The Pagens gave us Christmas, why would they take it back?
    We haven't slaughtered enough virgins.

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    Are there any left to slaughter.

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