4th Annual Brooklynian FESTIVUS!

Hahahahahaha!

Reverse psychology = WIN!

LOL!

I had a feeling you were fuckin' with me.

Still , Sweet tea threatened me with physical harm if I didn't vote her way.

sweet tea wrote: em, if you vote for the 19th, i'll know it's to avoid me, and i'll be VERY huffy. [-(

That's code for " I'll fuckin' kill you bitch".

I wanna live. :shaking:

that's right folks: detroit hath no fury like a southern girl scorned.

Wait. It's still tied? Do we have a cheatin' Mod? Mama?
[-X

Surely not!

notjusttospampolls wrote: Surely not!

OH! cheater!

Carnivore wrote: Hahahahahaha!

Reverse psychology = WIN!

you could write this up as a clinical study, with a sample of 1, that bacon makes people smarter ...then sell it to the bacon industry.

Call yourself an MD if you are really serious about it....

scarlett wrote: Caaahyoko, I think you can bet on it. But why go home first?

And $18!!!!!!! That is amazing. Bell totally f-ed me over on Saturday night. The guy had to get out his gps to get into the East Village.

Must feed and walk the puppies

Yeah, Eastern is the shiz. Of course the next night we got severely screwed by Bushwick car service going to East Flatbush. Since when did Thanksgiving become cab rip-off night?

Anyhoo, hopefully I won't miss anything good. I'll be there 8:30-9ish.

caaahyoko wrote: [quote=scarlett]Caaahyoko, I think you can bet on it. But why go home first?

And $18!!!!!!! That is amazing. Bell totally f-ed me over on Saturday night. The guy had to get out his gps to get into the East Village.

Must feed and walk the puppies

Yeah, Eastern is the shiz. Of course the next night we got severely screwed by Bushwick car service going to East Flatbush. Since when did Thanksgiving become cab rip-off night?

Anyhoo, hopefully I won't miss anything good. I'll be there 8:30-9ish.

I'll wait for you, buttercup! I have to go home and walk the wee beastie as well.

Sweet! Then we can be entertained by everyone that's already drunk.

I'll try to make it, but I might be in, um, questionable condition. A couple of friends and I took the day off to go 'Christmas shopping.' That usually means we meet for drinks around noon and end up buying ourselves a big next day hang-over. Apologies in advance for my actions during the Feats of Strength.

(that post is less funny for those present at a certain fateful festivus, i understand. let's keep it clean this year, folks.)

Feats of strength may not only be of the muscles but also the stomach -
I think we need a bacon eating contest Carni and Moug
While Em and I sit by and eat our hot dogs with ketchup

Do we have a date yet? I'm not in the loop anymore :-(

The event continues to "evolve" (?), but it looks like it will occur on the 12th. It seems some may remain intoxicated until the 19th.

stacey wrote: Feats of strength may not only be of the muscles but also the stomach -
I think we need a bacon eating contest Carni and Moug
While Em and I sit by and eat our hot dogs with ketchup

If you guys supply the bacon, I'm up for it, but I'm warning you that it could get expensive!

I'll buy you bacon if you agree to eat one of my ketchup dogs.

Well , I won't actually buy the bacon but , I'll give you 20 bucks to buy your own.

Em26 wrote: I'll buy you bacon if you agree to eat one of my ketchup dogs.

Well , I won't actually buy the bacon but , I'll give you 20 bucks to buy your own.

20 bucks will not buy enough bacon for the contest.

And I will never eat a hot dog with ketchup. I am a real New Yorker! We do not desecrate our hot dogs. Mustard, sauerkraut, and hot dog onions (the combination called a "home run" at Papaya King) are the only true hot dog condiments. All other condiments are for philistines.

HEY! No need to get snippy!

I ain't giving ya no money unless you eat my damn ketchup hot dog.

I'm not supporting your contest. If I did , I'd make sure that 95% of the bacon you two are consuming is turkey or beef bacon. Not the good stuff either.Ya'll are getting the nasty no name brands.

In the world of turkey and beef bacon, there is no good stuff.

Your taste buds are totally jacked from years of pork abuse. So , I wouldn't expect you to know shit about the good stuff.

Em26 wrote: Your taste buds are totally jacked from years of pork abuse. So , I wouldn't expect you to know shit about the good stuff.

As someone who has tried all three, I think I'm in a good position to have an opinion on their relative merits.

I recently saw a bacon wallet, and bacon band aids. And I thought of you.

I will personally lick each piece of bacon. I treat you people too well.

ZOMG!! Festivus is here!?@!!

This is so huge!! It's almost as big as BigGuy's pole :shock:

I'm scared, the pressures on :-k 8-[ what sort of drunken debauchery will occur?? What Feats of Strength??? But most importantly, who's buying?? Daily Height, come one manyou owe at least a couple of us a drink :santa: :dwarf: :rendeer:

when are folks arriving?

Around 11 ....Caa and I will arrive late and make fun of the drunk people. I wanna shave the passed out person's eyebrow.

Like this?

I'll be there 7-ish. I want ot try and pick up something for people to eat too.


Remember everyone, you can bring take out and snacks to Festivus, so please do!!

I'm not gonna get there til later. Work sucks. WYW and ScarHo will be with me. Kickin' it ol' skool.