What's the rationale behind bringing your dog into stores?

Carny would not approve, he only takes mustard on his dogs. Em might be down it though :-)

Umm....that ain't my type of dog. :?

The ketchup is acceptable ,though. :thumright:

Mamacita wrote: Carny would not approve, he only takes mustard on his dogs. Em might be down it though :-)

I'm with Carny. Mustard is the way to go.

A man goes into a bar with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says, "This is my seeing eye dog."
"Oh, I'm sorry, man," says the bartender. "Here, the first one’s on me.” The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks into the bar with a dog. The first guy stops him and says, “You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing eye dog.” The second man graciously thanks him, continues to the bar, and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”
The man replies, “This is my seeing eye dog.”
The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They don’t use Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs.”
The man pauses for a half second and replies, “What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?!.

Any one who thinks a dog should be allowed everywhere a baby is, has some serious issues. A dog is not a human being, it is property under the law. If you are that lonely that you can not leave your dog home, then perhaps you should look into some plastic surgery and maybe you can land a real live human companion

Do...not...engage...the troll...do not...engage...the troll...

seasidearms wrote: Any one who thinks a dog should be allowed everywhere a baby is, has some serious issues. A dog is not a human being, it is property under the law. If you are that lonely that you can not leave your dog home, then perhaps you should look into some plastic surgery and maybe you can land a real live human companion

"Without reason, logic is useless. With it you can win arguments and alienate multitudes."

I think it's HILARIOUS that the same losers who try to make points like this have to resort to insulting me, my sexuality, my looks...all because they know that 1) the have no chance in hell with me and 2) that I'm right!

My dog is WAY better than you and your kids.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote:

My uterus is barren! WAH!!!!!

troll

young & modern wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]

My uterus is barren! WAH!!!!!

troll

yeah, you probably are one.

i know you are, but what am I??

young & modern wrote: i know you are, but what am I??

Apparently, you're 12.

im ackchewally 15, so whats it to you!? also, why is it when someone on this board offers an opinion that you may not agree with, they are called a troll? that seems silly to me.

young & modern wrote: im ackchewally 15, so whats it to you!? also, why is it when someone on this board offers an opinion that you may not agree with, they are called a troll? that seems silly to me.

Um. Yeah.

Can this thread be over yet?

Not until all these boys stop flirting with me.

Oh be real already if you are so lonely that you can not detach from your dog long enough to shop or go for a drink, then I highly doubt anyone is even trying to get with you. I mean I love animals as much as the next guy, but I have sense enough to know where not to take them.

Go read my original post in this thread, seaside. Seriously. If you can figure it out, I'll agree to go out with you. Now Stop Begging!

seasidearms wrote: Oh be real already if you are so lonely that you can not detach from your dog long enough to shop or go for a drink, then I highly doubt anyone is even trying to get with you. I mean I love animals as much as the next guy, but I have sense enough to know where not to take them.

Seaside, read before you post. It's crucial part about messages boards, you actually have to catch up on what's going on before you open your mouth.

Mamacita wrote: [quote=seasidearms]Oh be real already if you are so lonely that you can not detach from your dog long enough to shop or go for a drink, then I highly doubt anyone is even trying to get with you. I mean I love animals as much as the next guy, but I have sense enough to know where not to take them.

Seaside, read before you post. It's crucial part about messages boards, you actually have to catch up on what's going on before you open your mouth.

I didn't see that in the rules! Is this new?