The UnReal World

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Mamacita]I wouldn't say trashed, that was mougy (who's probably passed out on the 6 train) We are just very well marinated.

Mama has to warn people about shit. She can't just spring it on 'em.
for someone so uninterested in math you sure are obsessed with DIGITS!!

-Let's save this for the crazyness that will happen at Carmen's.

THAT is totally fucked up.

Whatevahs take it and like it bitch. See if I trick out my man for you!

Mamacita wrote: Whatevahs take it and like it bitch. See if I trick out my man for you!

It ain't a "trick" when I don't gots ta pay!

Oh Carmen. You are so fucked. Fucked.

VoodooNYC wrote: Oh Carmen. You are so fucked. Fucked.

Oh shut it. Make sure you pick me up on time.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC]Oh Carmen. You are so fucked. Fucked.

Oh shut it. Make sure you pick me up on time.

whynot_31 wrote: ...it's nothing but that same boring sexual innuendo here, complete with homophobia and penis shots.

I am soooo above this.

Maybe they will have changed topics by the time I log on tomorrow.

Now that it is 12:01, I see great progress has been made. ...finally a new topic: Mama and Beav are intox?

Mamacita wrote: I wouldn't say trashed, that was mougy (who's probably passed out on the 6 train) We are just very well marinated.

Yet somehow I had the presence of mine to go back in time and post an hour before this . . .

I wasn't trashed, just lightly garbaged.

Mamacita wrote: She was putting her arm around old men with horrible comb overs with me. It was hot. Bastards didn't buy us drinks! :x

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Well, they didn't buy YOU drinks. but whatever.

All I know is that I ended up buying twice as many drinks as I drank, and you two were sitting next to me.

oh man today is the day. scrry. I guess I should buy a roll of toilet paper or something.

Mougar wrote:
All I know is that I ended up buying twice as many drinks as I drank, and you two were sitting next to me.

Yeah, let's make it easier on ourselves. Next time, just hand one of us your wallet.

Poor Mougy, Next time I'll buy you a drink and I'm sweet, it won't be jager.

Mamacita wrote: Poor Mougy, Next time I'll buy you a drink and I'm sweet, it won't be jager.

Rumplemintz?

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Mamacita]Poor Mougy, Next time I'll buy you a drink and I'm sweet, it won't be jager.

Rumplemintz?
Excuse me for a minute while a vomit . . .

Ok, thanks. And I'm happy to buy rounds, particularly for Beaver since there are several things I owe her for, but not all of which I can remember.

On a sad note though, I don't think I'll be doing dumplings tonight. If I got them on my way home from work, I doubt they'll hold up well for the three hours until real world.

I'll try to bring some meat and/or cheese instead.

Mougar wrote: And I'm happy to buy rounds, particularly for Beaver since there are several things I owe her for, but not all of which I can remember.

Um. Just to clarify, I did not take Mougar's virginity. Yet.

Im buying a bag of tostidos to donate to the event. So bring food and booze, people (note my rant in the rant.rave thread- I am teh broke.)

Carmen wrote: oh man today is the day. scrry. I guess I should buy a roll of toilet paper or something.

You're out of TP? Uh oh.

oh and ill even buy toilet paper. Whoopie!

it's 11:30am... I'm at work... feeling all motivation for fun leaving me as we speak....

Mamacita wrote: it's 11:30am... I'm at work... feeling all motivation for fun leaving me as we speak....

Shut up you.

get pumped. REAL WORLD WHOOHOO!!!

Mamacita wrote: it's 11:30am... I'm at work... feeling all motivation for fun leaving me as we speak....

You just need to be re-marinated. You'll be fine.

It should be about 20 degrees during my walk from Prospect Heights, I'm thinking everyone will be in the mood for Ben & Jerrys.

Yeah, it's going to be freaking cold. Someone convince the other half to come with me... left to my own devices I might not make it past Loki or Great Lakes

mama, there will be Ben and Jerrys..... what more convincing to you need?

whynot_31 wrote: mama, there will be Ben and Jerrys..... what more convincing to you need?

Stop acting so normal. It's creeping me out.

There will also be some really good salami and cheese, though not a whole lot so if he doesn't come more for us!

Mougar wrote: There will also be some really good salami and cheese, though not a whole lot so if he doesn't come more for us!

Wait - I'm bringing cheese too. Is that too much cheese? Should I bring something else?

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Mougar]There will also be some really good salami and cheese, though not a whole lot so if he doesn't come more for us!

Wait - I'm bringing cheese too. Is that too much cheese? Should I bring something else?
It is only about 5 ounces so I doubt we will have too much. I also got a loaf of sourdough for said cheese and salami.