Best New Name for Park Slope

Since no one can ever agree what qualifies as Park Slope vs. Windsor Terrace vs Sunset Park vs South Slope etc. I propose we just call the whole thing off and decide on a new name for the area.

Please vote for your favorite.

Slope Heights!

Slopesburg Park

ps I actually kind of like Park Terrace, just has a nice ring to it.

Carmen wrote: Slopesburg Park

good one

Strollerville?

whynot_31 wrote: Strollerville?

too cliche

Gowanuswood Park

Taking a cue from Prince (some of us might need to google), how about:

"The Area Formerly Known as 2.5M Brownstoneland"

I voted for the last choice. However, I'd prefer a more hipster-friendly name. Perhaps Park Slopeburg.

Pretentia-burg/burgh/ville/hook.

Stray Cat Slope

LincolnAnnex wrote: Pretentia-burg/burgh/ville/hook.

This.

Here here!
I'll second that.

Slopeparksburg

Slopeparkesburg

Slopeparkesburg Terrace

Strollerville.

Isherwood

Envyslope Park

Hipsteroller Park

Nail Salonian Bankburg

I think it should named

"ME ME ME ME ME Ville"

in deference to the tourists.

Village of the Pretentious

Righteous Acres

Entitled Slant

Canal Anal

Park Nope

jeffrey wrote: Righteous Acres

Righteous Slide?

Nanny haven?

To borrow from another pithy recent thread on the subject of said neighborhood:

Frak Slope.

Frak Slope

I second that.

"New Topeka"

Wait, is that the sound of a broken record? Oh. no. It's just Obamanut.