UNReal World 5.0

Ah the lime colored citrus rimmer!!!!! Just one of the things we learned about Mougar last night. Another is that he calls his bed "Bonzo." Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.
Promises of karaoke were made and Brooklynbound gave us a lovely preview.
We somehow finished off a galon of rum that was so tastey!!!!!!
There were several rounds of arm wrestling but BigGuy and Papi refused to participate.
Voodoo gave Mougar a Rabbit as a housewarming gift. Uuuuuuuum. Yeah.
Yo, squinty, I am lookin' at you!!!!!!!!

The best part of all the evening though, was after realizing I had failed to bring cash or card with me, a nice car service driver drove me home FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Ow. I understand why my right arm hurts, but why does my left wrist feel like it's broken. WTF?

probably a scrum injury from that part where an alarming number of people launched themselves at my boobs.

scrum is a word that sounds dirty even though it isn't.

actually, nevermind.

Doodoo, you guys tried both right and left arms in the wrestling.

Ruh roh I am just now remembering the shots of tequila. And making fun of BigGuy for drinking malt liquor in 40 oz. bottles.

sweet tea wrote: probably a scrum injury from that part where an alarming number of people launched themselves at my boobs.

scrum is a word that sounds dirty even though it isn't.

actually, nevermind.]

Scrum: A play in Rugby in which the two sets of forwards mass together around the ball and, with their heads down, struggle to gain possession of the ball.

The definition says balls, not boobs though ST.

Scarlett: I only remember one arm wrestling event and it was right- armed. Maybe I really did hurt my left wrist scrumming.

From what I remember it was really fun though. And yes, tequila. Big big mistake.

Well darling, my memory may be a tad better than yours because you guys did BOTH arms.

Ow.

Thanks Moug. For breaking my wrist and being such a gracious host.

Why are you awake anyway? GO BACK TO BED. I dream of sleep right now.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=sweet tea]probably a scrum injury from that part where an alarming number of people launched themselves at my boobs.

scrum is a word that sounds dirty even though it isn't.

actually, nevermind.]

Scrum: A play in Rugby in which the two sets of forwards mass together around the ball and, with their heads down, struggle to gain possession of the ball.

The definition says balls, not boobs though ST.


i thought we agreed that what happens in bonzo stays in bonzo.

I'm awake but brain dead.

The rum was finished off and Voodoo who had helped us lushes was even surprised.

Brookbound arm wrestled Mougar too. Everyone touched Sweet Tea's sweet globes of glory, Big Guy and his Fowdy of malt liqueur... damn it's like we were in a seedy dive!
Except Mougar kept freaking out and tidying up.

Brookbound is an awesome singer and we shall do an en vogue song together soon!!

Damn Scarho, I can't believe you got a cab ride home free!

I KNOW!!! And I didn't have to flash him or anything!

Which was good since Voodoo kept throwing strawberry leaves and other trash down my shirt, it was all messy in there.

scarlett wrote: Which was good since Voodoo kept throwing strawberry leaves and other trash down my shirt, it was all messy in there.

Uh what? Scarlett. please note:

sweet tea wrote: i thought we agreed that what happens in bonzo stays in bonzo.

I just ate eggos and bacon and am going back to bed. Mama, let me know when you want to go girly shopping.

^^^ HAHAHAHA

Voodoo was getting feisty towards the end there!
I forgot to add "Clotted Cream" with Strawberries!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100% pure delicious fat!

Did I get all huggy? I hate it when I do that.

oh, no, no. there were whole minutes towards the end there when you weren't hugging anyone.

VoodooNYC wrote: Ow. I understand why my right arm hurts, but why does my left wrist feel like it's broken. WTF?

Whew! Glad your stomach doesn't hurt.

my god I need something greasy to stop this hangover... blech... the PAIN!!!!!

So are we going over Mouger's this sunday? I can make some sticky cheese macaroni with salsa to add on top!

Smirnoff Ice. Works every time.

And Mahina still doesn't post!! Even though she's come out drinking and eating with us.

Scarlett, is drunk margot still mad at us?

Carmen says we're supposed to call her Margot formerly known as drunk margot.and yes, I think she was over it. Although now that she reads this she'll be pissed again.

BigGuy wrote: Smirnoff Ice. Works every time.

thats disgusting

Aw man, we all make fun of each other here!

Don't be mad Margot, we luvs you!! That why we tease!

Brooklynbound--- My Girl Scout cookies are called "Caramel Delites" not samoas!!!!!!!!!! Unbelievable. Fake ass effin bootleg girl scouts.

BigGuy wrote: Smirnoff Ice. Works every time.

lolol

scarlett wrote: Brooklynbound--- My Girl Scout cookies are called "Caramel Delites" not samoas!!!!!!!!!! Unbelievable. Fake ass effin bootleg girl scouts.

ghetto snacks! how do they taste?

I think we should give up the pretense of a Unreal world show. and just get each others emails and have dinner parties.

And Voodoo, next time bring vodka! Fucking rum and then tequilla gave me the hangover of a lifetime! Vodka treats me much nicer.

Mamacita wrote: I think we should give up the pretense of a Unreal world show. and just get each others emails and have dinner parties.

And Voodoo, next time bring vodka! Fucking rum and then tequilla gave me the hangover of a lifetime! Vodka treats me much nicer.

Here here! Yeah. That tequila was not nice to me!

Mougar busted Voodoo's wrist, it's gone all limp.

I guess that is better than when Voodoo busted Mougar's nuts :-k


Papi Chulo is making me nachos for dinner. That's why he's the best!!!

Mamacita wrote: Mougar busted Voodoo's wrist, it's gone all limp.

Ouch.

That's all I am able to type with only the use of one hand.