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The wolfshirt has returned

carmen
carmen
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/product-reviews/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_rdp_hist_hdr_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1


this might be a latepass but holy shit.

"I read the reviews with mounting excitement. I'm an old lesbian and I know this is the chick-magnet shirt for me. I ordered "immediate" delivery, using my amazon.com reward certificate. Oh, wait.. the doorbell....

The wolf-moon glows through the shipping box. My fingers rip cardboard.

The wolf-tee hugs my womyn body; canines howling from my breast. I tuck it into my 501s, strap on my lavender fanny pack and head for Safeway and the lesbian-rich vegan aisle. I can't wait."










HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
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  • MOD
    MOD
    So who's buying this for Mougar?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    does Mougar need our help?
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Carmen - those reviews are hysterical. Each one is better than the next. I especially like the one about using the wolf shirt for a Shamwow.
  • carmen
    carmen
    for some reason its more hilarious than the original wolfshirt site because its on freaking amazon. Like, with legit products. I love it.
  • funkytoot
    funkytoot
    I can't thank you enough for guiding me to this site. As a weak and lonely man, I know that this is the product for me. I just ordered mine, and cannot wait to have it's raw, animalistic energy begin to fill me upon arrival. What mystical powers will it fill me with, I wonder?
  • MOD
    MOD
    funkytoot, you'll be pulling more pussy than Hugh Hefner in his prime.
  • funkytoot
    funkytoot
    Mamacita! Quite the word choice there, young lady. (*wink) Besides, if I wanted pussy I'd probably wear a similar shirt but with Hugh Jackman howling at the moon (don't the ladies just love him?) Since I'm gay, I'll stick with the wolves and see what happens....


    :-'
  • MOD
    MOD
    HA! Sorry, that word choice was actually from the first and original wolf shirt thread

    http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

    So damn funny! But don't worry Wolf Shirts will attract any gender regardless of it's host. You wear it and they'll be ravishing you in seconds. BEWARE! Few can handle its power!
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    the wolf shirt works on attracting men and women, brilliant.

    ...so single women could wear the wolf shirt?
    ...along with gay men.

    who knew.
  • meganlibrarian
    meganlibrarian
    I seriously cried laughing while reading the first few reviews. My husband was worried for my health. This is so full of win and awesome.
  • opossumqueen
    opossumqueen
    It's big news now, in the Washington Post.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472.html?g=0

    "And really, why wouldn't you buy the shirt, which is priced from $7.65 to $17.93, depending on your size? Just read the long and growing list of customer testimonials promising earth-shattering experiences or psychedelic vision quests upon purchase.

    "I bought this shirt and instantly old girlfriends started calling me again," wrote one reviewer.

    "My doctor says the cancer has gone into remission," wrote another. "Thanks for changing my life!" "
  • opossumqueen
    opossumqueen
    It's big news now, in the Washington Post.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472.html?g=0

    "And really, why wouldn't you buy the shirt, which is priced from $7.65 to $17.93, depending on your size? Just read the long and growing list of customer testimonials promising earth-shattering experiences or psychedelic vision quests upon purchase.

    "I bought this shirt and instantly old girlfriends started calling me again," wrote one reviewer.

    "My doctor says the cancer has gone into remission," wrote another. "Thanks for changing my life!" "
  • MOD
    MOD
    "Wolf shirts are super hot right now," he said. "It's the year of the wolf, I guess."



    :lol::lol: EPIC!! One of us really needs to buy one of these!
  • MOD
    MOD
    "Wolf shirts are super hot right now," he said. "It's the year of the wolf, I guess."



    :lol::lol: EPIC!! One of us really needs to buy one of these!
  • carnivore
    carnivore
  • em26
    em26
    ^ That shirt is hot.

    It's growing on me , I guess.

    WTF? :scratch:
  • gfunkera615
    gfunkera615
    who is going to be the first Brooklynian to buy it and wear it out? any bets?
  • em26
    em26
    I say Carnivore.


    Rock that shit , Carny!
  • flo
    flo
    [quote=Carnivore]In the NYT today:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/25/nyregion/25towns.html

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    Get outta here. Carni---is the times article for real? People aren't just adding their own funny reviews to the site, they are buying the shirt?
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Em26 wrote: I say Carnivore.


    Rock that shit , Carny!
    We can't let that happen. My natural animal magnetism combined with the powers of that shirt could tear a rift in the fabric of space-time and destroy us all.
  • em26
    em26
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=Em26]I say Carnivore.


    Rock that shit , Carny!
    We can't let that happen. My natural animal magnetism combined with the powers of that shirt could tear a rift in the fabric of space-time and destroy us all.

    Damn!


    Is there not anyone else?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    well, if we restrict its use to only people who do not think they are presently hot, we may not get any volunteers.

    If someone passes out (or falls asleep) at Bear Mountain, we could try to slip it one them.

    XXXL is definately the way to go. If I were the manufacturer, I wouldn't bother making anything smaller.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    The young heir apparent at Met on Vandy was rockin' the wolf tee yesterday... the checkout lines were longer than usual - just sayin'...
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    they don't call 'em check-out lines for nothin'.
  • hatemail
    hatemail
    Matching Wolf Jackets - tight!
    And I think they're on a cruise!!!

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  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
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  • lo kee
    lo kee
    Three wolves seem like the new two.

    This is going to get Gilette Mach 5 up in here.
  • hatemail
    hatemail
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  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Nice! I would definitely wear that shirt.