Hello Ladies, Im notcommon

Im just your average guy, 6 foot 4, hung like a pornstar, washboard abs, rich, smart, hilarious. Nice to meet all of you. Have a great day.

That's all well and good, but what about your teeth and feet?

and what's with that helmet? not around these parts, son.

mikelite wrote: and what's with that helmet? not around these parts, son.

Im from philly, i bleed green, deal with it.

I think you meant to post this on Craigslist.

Something tells me you have either or both:

A shaved hairline on the front of your head and / or a chinstrap beard - also known as the R & Beard.

I'll vote R & Beard. While it does look good on a select few, I'm betting it doesn't on you. The shaved hairline in the front is something the younger crowd is into.

Who looks good with an "R-Beard?"

Brooklynbound wrote: Who looks good with an "R-Beard?"

Nobody .... but I dint was to seem like a total ass.

just trying to joke around guys, see it didnt go over well, soory for wasting your time.

Hey, you were vetted by Beave and Flexi and passed with flying colors so you're cool with me.

caseopele wrote: Hey, you were vetted by Beave and Flexi and passed with flying colors so you're cool with me.

eh. my verdict isn't in yet...don't go by me, Caseo

Flexichick wrote: [quote=caseopele]Hey, you were vetted by Beave and Flexi and passed with flying colors so you're cool with me.

eh. my verdict isn't in yet...don't go by me, Caseo

Agreed. I believe all men should be castrated.

I'm not sure exactly what you kids are talking about here...but I was thinking I needed a man the other way around...actually possessing a set, preferably salty.

^^ Flo did you just say you want salty balls? :shock:

I think I said I need a man with balls or that I prefer men with balls. NaCl optional, like a margarita.

Flo wrote: I think I said I need a man with balls or that I prefer men with balls. NaCl optional, like a margarita.

so, she just wants it on the rocks

Jeez, ladies- it's a single guy! Let's cut him a little slack, k? Quit yer bitchin' 'bout no good men around these parts and get to know the newbie jock!!!

Fuck that. I just bought a new pitchfork and torch.

whew, glad Ana has moved on. Last week it was me

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Flo]I think I said I need a man with balls or that I prefer men with balls. NaCl optional, like a margarita.

so, she just wants it on the rocks

Rocks or a hard place. Oy. Can't help myself with the cheesy jokes. Still, something tells me Ms. Beaver has the pitchfork out for good reason, even if I don't know what it is.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Fuck that. I just bought a new pitchfork and torch.

No, YOU fuck that. Be nice! Nothing worse than a bitter single chick in the city....

Flo wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=Flo]I think I said I need a man with balls or that I prefer men with balls. NaCl optional, like a margarita.

so, she just wants it on the rocks

Rocks or a hard place. Oy. Can't help myself with the cheesy jokes. Still, something tells me Ms. Beaver has the pitchfork out for good reason, even if I don't know what it is.

A VERY good reason, trust me. She's got every right to bitch her lovely heart out. :twisted: bwahahahaha!

No, nothing worse than being told I don't have a right to be a "bitter single chick in the city" by someone getting married in a few months.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: No, nothing worse than being told I don't have a right to be a "bitter single chick in the city" by someone getting married in a few months.

No one said you didn't have a right, girl. I want you to be happy!!!! Some (ok, maybe we have an abnormally high rate for the city) sorry ass losers in this town shouldn't burn a girl for the many good guys out there to be had.

Who knows- maybe in your angry state you'll miss the good guy walking by...

Whatchuwant wrote:

No one said you didn't have a right, girl. I want you to be happy!!!!

I know. Smooch.

Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]No, nothing worse than being told I don't have a right to be a "bitter single chick in the city" by someone getting married in a few months.

No one said you didn't have a right, girl. I want you to be happy!!!! Some (ok, maybe we have an abnormally high rate for the city) sorry ass losers in this town shouldn't burn a girl for the many good guys out there to be had.

Who knows- maybe in your angry state you'll miss the good guy walking by...

That said, I wish to add: Beware of the male pig looking to take advantage of the woman on the rebound.

When you have your senses again, go outside.

I say, Love the one you're with. "With" meaning physically there.

Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]No, nothing worse than being told I don't have a right to be a "bitter single chick in the city" by someone getting married in a few months.

No one said you didn't have a right, girl. I want you to be happy!!!! Some (ok, maybe we have an abnormally high rate for the city) sorry ass losers in this town shouldn't burn a girl for the many good guys out there to be had.

Who knows- maybe in your angry state you'll miss the good guy walking by...

Wait, where is this good guy? Which nabe's board does he hang in?

whynot_31 wrote:

That said, I wish to add: Beware of the male pig looking to take advantage of the woman on the rebound.

When you have your senses again, go outside.

Sometimes, getting taken is exactly what the rebounding woman is looking for. Now can we talk a little bit about pork?

Salty porking?

Mamacita wrote: Salty porking?

The saltier, the better.