People who need to just go away

she LIKES that mess on her head! she thinks she's starting a trend (and, sadly, somewhere in middle America, she probably is)

I have to say, as someone who went to school in a predominately black area, that 'do is not new. It's just not common on white chicks. I can't imagine what she has to do to it to make it stick like that.

I remember a girl in hs (where lost of the girls got their hair done once a week, usually Friday night) with a cut like that. I asked her how she kept it like that and with all seriousness she explained how she slept (uncomfortably) on her face every night to keep from messing it up much.

GAK!!!! That's it. I am done - I have to get someone to take me to the Statin Eyelint Mawl for that 'do. I can sleep on my face - breathing is over-rated anyway!

GAK!!!! That's it. I am done - I have to get someone to take me to the Statin Eyelint Mawl for that 'do. I can sleep on my face - breathing is over-rated anyway!

I need to add Newt Gingrich.

Did anyone include Dick Cheney yet?

Domino wrote: Did anyone include Dick Cheney yet?

Yep. I did on the 2nd post.

I don't see Sarah Palin. She needs to go away.

Ugggghhh. If Alaska doesn't work out for her she definitely has a home in Staten Island. Unfortunately the only Moose she can kill are the members of the local lodge. Hmmmm. Decimate the republicans one moose at a time.

Argh! The Optimum Online guy is back with a new commercial (and I think a new phone number)

scarlett wrote: Therapy? You mean vodka and wine and cigs?

how could anyone imagine that a 45 min session, complete with $20 co-pay, could ever compete?

Jon Voight and the ultimate douchebag, Mr. Babbling O'Reilly could be a little quieter, if you asked me.

I want to add my boss to this list

Actually, if we rounded up this motley sampling of humanity and just sent them off to an island with no food or supplies it would be vastly amusing. I would pay to see who would survive. I can just see Sarah Palin stalking Dick Cheney through a jungle with a crude hand made stone gutting knife. Sorta like Fantasy Island for Misfit Dangerous Toys.

Christina wrote: I want to add my boss to this list

i'll take the boss and raise you by his immediate family

caseopele wrote: And this just makes me want to punch her in the face,

The AP reported, “Kate Gosselin said she feels society has a responsibility to help with the children, since modern medicine promotes the use of fertility drugs, which can lead to multiple births.”

Did anyone know who these people were before the husband (allegedly) started cheating on his wife? I didn't. Aren't they on TLC or something? Who watches that?

danielle123 wrote: [quote=caseopele]And this just makes me want to punch her in the face,

The AP reported, “Kate Gosselin said she feels society has a responsibility to help with the children, since modern medicine promotes the use of fertility drugs, which can lead to multiple births.”

Did anyone know who these people were before the husband (allegedly) started cheating on his wife? I didn't. Aren't they on TLC or something? Who watches that?

I knew about them because of their stupid show on TLC. TLC sucks so hard now, every show they air has something to do with babies. The Gosselins make me want to gag with their insane baby rabies. Twins weren't enough for them and they turned down an opportunity to adopt a baby. They just had to have another one of their own. As far as I'm concerned they're right up there with octomom.

Domino wrote: Actually, if we rounded up this motley sampling of humanity and just sent them off to an island with no food or supplies it would be vastly amusing. I would pay to see who would survive. I can just see Sarah Palin stalking Dick Cheney through a jungle with a crude hand made stone gutting knife. Sorta like Fantasy Island for Misfit Dangerous Toys.

Dickey would totally kick Sarah's ass. Dick Cheney is gangster. He shot his boy in the face. There is no way Sarah and her red suit would be able to get the drop on him. Now Dina Lohan, she's from LI and would go all kinds of suburban stage mom on him.

Sounds like we have the start of season 2 of "I'm a Celebrity, Get me Out of Here"

Sharon Osbourne just grates on me for some reason. Why exactly is she famous? Because she married/managed someone?

The Caveman from those GEICO commercials

The Cavemen were funny the first few times, and then the idea was beaten to death.
Kind of like most SNL sketches.

Some updates.

1) jon + kate file for divorce and jon is looking to move to NYC. Somebody should tell him NYC doesn't want him.
2) perez hilton claims he got his ass kicked by one of the Black Eyed Peas' bodyguards after calling will.i.am a faggot. Um...kettle? you're black! It's called karma.
3) E! online takes a poll and decides to ban Spiedi references. Yay, E!

This update brought to you by Flexi, who obviously needs to get out of the house more often!

I had no idea who or what Speidi was until I watched the soup on e!. Holy shit, Uncle Chuck needs to take them out before they reproduce. I wanted to hurl them off a cliff after 5 seconds!

Ha! I was just going to mention Jon and Kate...

So- here I am , mentioning Jon & Kate. Fucking dicks. I hope they spay themselves.

I feel bad for the kids. What's going to happen in 5 years when they watch the tapes?
The 8 year olds probably already know something's going on.

I need to add Perez Hilton. Please.

Larry King

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick

Kanye West
Lady GaGa

The Six Flags "more flags, more fun" guy. Jeez. Enough!

Rosie O'Donnell!....UGH! :roll: