Brooklynian Experts

So, based on Scarlett's post about her being super organized, here's my question for you.

If you could have a Brooklynian do something for you, what would it be (and I can already guess some of the sex answers...ha).

Me:

- Beave would clean
- Scarlett would organize
- Carmen or Mama would cook
- Whynot would build me things
- Voodoo would help me garden
- Caseo would kitty sit

Hm well I also cook like a maniac, plan parties and dog and kitty sit!

Oh and I know the subway and bus system in the 5 boroughs pretty damn well too.

^^ seriously. If you need to know exactly which car to ride in to get out at a specific stop on any train in the city, ask Scarlett.

I'm not sure what I can be in charge of. I do know the subways pretty well, but Scarlett might have me beat.

Maybe in charge of tomatoes. Or slug killing. Or negotiating (anybody about to start a new job or having problems with a vendor?)

i'd choose scarlett to drink all the booze i have laying around

I'm going to start a class. Dish Sponges 101: stop using them for things other than dishes.

I use washable/bleachable cloths for cleaning dishes. Sponges for bathroom and kitchen must always be different and never cross paths.

then again, I'm not the cleanest person around...but certainly not the dirtiest

Anyone who washes a dish then uses that sponge to wipe down the counters or anything else should be shot on sight.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Anyone who washes a dish then uses that sponge to wipe down the counters or anything else should be shot on sight.

why? It's clean if you are using soap.

vidro3 wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Anyone who washes a dish then uses that sponge to wipe down the counters or anything else should be shot on sight.

why? It's clean if you are using soap.

See that red dot? You're next.

vidro3 wrote: i'd choose scarlett to drink all the booze i have laying around

Yay! And I thought we didn't get along!

what do you need built?

...this month's method of choice is welding. It's nice out. Let's weld.

Excuse me - as the new kid on the block can I ask who the chief purveyor of sarcasm might be? You have all the domestic tasks assigned but this only addresses the external needs - what of the mind? Psyche? Soul? Someone needs to step up to the plate and take on the task of cutting egos down to size.

I am but Domino's humble apprentice. *sigh*

I am not worthy

I'd have Christina help me with my diet.

Dude, you have to come to the next Brooklynian outing. We can make everyone cry and laugh at them while feeding their babies to our dogs. It'll rock.

I like that idea.

Then we can eat the dogs.

MeredithB wrote: I like that idea.

Then we can eat the dogs.

I'd feed you to Scarlett's sometimes drunk friend first.

sometimes?

chief of sarcasm ...that might be a shared title.

MeredithB wrote: sometimes?

Every time I see your new sig, I can't help but think of that horrible scene from Pink Flamingos... :x

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=MeredithB]I like that idea.

Then we can eat the dogs.

I'd feed you to Scarlett's sometimes drunk friend first.

Thursday. Hootenanny.

Wait???? Now we are eating nannies on Thurdays?

whynot_31 wrote: what do you need built?

...this month's method of choice is welding. It's nice out. Let's weld.

I need to put together an outdoor table in my yard. I think it's missing one bolt. It will be my bar :-)

Flexichick wrote: [quote=whynot_31]what do you need built?

...this month's method of choice is welding. It's nice out. Let's weld.

I need to put together an outdoor table in my yard. I think it's missing one bolt. It will be my bar :-)

This month I want to weld.

I know how, I just haven't in a while.

...so, I'll pass on your offer.
Anyone with a Lincoln Stick welder and a garage should PM me.
...plasma cutter might also be fun.

Whynot-

Can you make one of these? I don't think it involves welding though.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0612092monster1.html

nope. The next project involves welding....

whynot_31 wrote: nope. The next project involves welding....

can't you weld my table together without bolts? come on, man, think outside of the box

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/around_town/the_scene/Kinetic_Grand_Championship_Over_the_Hill.html

I think this might involve welding...

Whynot, can you make caltrops for me?