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what the heck are these sandals everyone has?

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  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    eyeball, as someone who shares your finances, i cannot allow you to take any show advice from beave.

    beave, if she does that, i'll have to pawn the dyson and live in true filth. and i will send you dust buffalo in unmarked envelopes.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Firstly, you should be THANKING me for teh hotness I'm about to bring into your life. Secondly, no joking about the Dyson. Thirdly, I know better then to open anthrax mail from you.

    You might as well throw some granola at her, make her wear tie-dye and doom her to a life of Tom's Shoes. ::shudder::

    PS - I'll take them in Python, too! Thanks Stacey!
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    oh.my.god. somehow i had missed the post with the german shoes. nothing makes that ok.

    i would rather make you shoes out of granola and elmers glue. tie-dyed granola, even.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Well, if you'd like some comfortable sandals, this looked cute, from Zappos, very basic, not hooker heels:
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  • lalala
    lalala
    sweet tea wrote: oh.my.god. somehow i had missed the post with the german shoes. nothing makes that ok.

    i would rather make you shoes out of granola and elmers glue. tie-dyed granola, even.

    THIS is love.

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  • eyeball
    eyeball
    so it's either 9 inch platforms for $1000 or a breakfast food . . . difficult choice . . .
  • emmaviz
    emmaviz
    tybur6 wrote: Those are like cork hooker shoes... for the streetwalker that needs a bit more shock absorption.
    Wouldn't that be applicable to any streetwalker? I mean, who could't use more, uh, "absorption"
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    eyeball wrote: so it's either 9 inch platforms for $1000 or a breakfast food . . . difficult choice . . .
    I know. Granola is overrated. I expect a thank you note to be arriving in the mail any day for my fabulous taste and advice.
  • dianabrooklyn
    dianabrooklyn
    sweet tea wrote: oh.my.god. somehow i had missed the post with the german shoes. nothing makes that ok.

    i would rather make you shoes out of granola and elmers glue. tie-dyed granola, even.
    yah, I missed the german shoes post too. Fug, fug, fug!
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    i still am not clear on which shoes the OP saw in the first place
  • caseopele
    caseopele
    Just... Why?

    http://www.zappos.com/product/7515531/color/3

    I swear, if I ever catch any of you wearing shoes like these I'm totes not your friend anymore. [-X
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    ooh, i've seen tons of these types of sandals while working the flea. hipsters, these and gladiator types that are like these.
  • caseopele
    caseopele
    Are they boots? Are they sandals? I don't know!
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    I have seen people wearing those shoes on the UES.
  • icantdrive
    icantdrive
    the shoes you are looking for are made by worishofer. you can order them here:

    http://www.endless.com/Worishofer-Womens-Shoes/s?sort=-product_site_launch_date&showDesigner=2&brands=Worishofer&node=242169011
  • adbrmd
    adbrmd
    ick.

    every single shoe on this entire thread is FUGLY.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Flexichick wrote: ick.

    every single shoe on this entire thread is FUGLY.
    Except the ones I picked. Seriously, those are what old ladies who live in Florida wear. Vomit.
  • llc
    llc
    Those shoes Beave picked are hot....all others with cork = NOT
  • brokechick
    brokechick
    icantdrive wrote: the shoes you are looking for are made by worishofer. you can order them here:

    http://www.endless.com/Worishofer-Womens-Shoes/s?sort=-product_site_launch_date&showDesigner=2&brands=Worishofer&node=242169011
    well, you can . . . but do you want to? i don't think you do. and those boot-flops? someone has to have made them as a prank or on a dare or something. no one could have thought that they were honestly a good idea. i thought the crocs invasion was bad, but for all their unsightliness those shoes at least made some podiatric sense.
  • meredithb
    meredithb
    The difference between ugly woman's shoes and good-looking woman's shoes is about six beers.
  • stacey
    stacey
    icantdrive wrote: the shoes you are looking for are made by worishofer. you can order them here:

    http://www.endless.com/Worishofer-Womens-Shoes/s?sort=-product_site_launch_date&showDesigner=2&brands=Worishofer&node=242169011
    Eyeball - as someone who cares about you I cannot in good conscience let you purchase those shoes!
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    stacey wrote: [quote=icantdrive]the shoes you are looking for are made by worishofer. you can order them here:

    http://www.endless.com/Worishofer-Womens-Shoes/s?sort=-product_site_launch_date&showDesigner=2&brands=Worishofer&node=242169011
    Eyeball - as someone who cares about you I cannot in good conscience let you purchase those shoes!

    Seriously! I'd rather cut off my feet.

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