motherfucking snakes on motherfucking planes

i just heard about this movie today
but it seems that everybody is talking about it :shock:

does anybody know anything about this movie
or is it 'nuff said that samuel l jackson is in it?

Subject: Re: motherfucking snakes on motherfucking planes

quijibo wrote: i just heard about this movie today
but it seems that everybody is talking about it :shock:

does anybody know anything about this movie
or is it 'nuff said that samuel l jackson is in it?

I'll take the latter choice for 500 quijibo!

Snakes on a plane, man. You either want to see that, or you don't.

Hey, Internet Guy... give us a little help on those memes, eh?

Here's the link, I think...

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/snakes-on-a-plane/snakes-on-a-plane-the-reshoots-162510.php

indigo wrote: The audio bit uses a Jackson sound-alike shouting, "I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!" Soon, the growing legion of fans added their voices as they demanded that that phrase also appear in the movie.[/color]

"I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!"

please...

I'm presuming Samuel L Jacko plays the snake??

law&disorder wrote: I'm presuming Samuel L Jacko plays the snake??

nope, the plane

amyskittysitting wrote: [quote=law&disorder]I'm presuming Samuel L Jacko plays the snake??

nope, the plane

So, who plays the motherfuckin snake then? I'm thinking Penelope Cruz. She has a certain serpent-like quality about her.

law&disorder wrote: [quote=amyskittysitting][quote=law&disorder]I'm presuming Samuel L Jacko plays the snake??

nope, the plane

So, who plays the motherfuckin snake then? I'm thinking Penelope Cruz. She has a certain serpent-like quality about her.

if anybody, i would say nicole kidman would have the snakes role down pat

that would scare the living shit out of me

in any case, i wouldn't care. all i would care about is:

"get these motherfucker snakes off my motherfucking plane"

it sounds like an interesting dilemma though...how would one get snakes off a plane? is it ethical to think that they would open the hatch and toss them out? try to round them up in the bathroom and shut the door?

i must see this movie....

motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane is motherfucking here!


starts today yo! :shock:

quijibo - I want your ass boy

Where is "What"?

I remembered seeing Sam on Leno or something a few months ago talking about this film, then heard nothing more about it til now. Apparently, the preview audience didn't care fot it too much. Why? Not enough mother fucking snakes on the plane. So they had to put more mother fucking snakes on the plane.

I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"

Subject: gosling

is ryan gosling in this one?

Subject: Re: gosling

quentin wrote: is ryan gosling in this one?

Ryan Gosling and Marjoe Gortner.

Idlewild wrote: I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"

On the Daily Show the other night, Jackson said he wasn't happy when the studio decided to make it PG-13, so I don't think it was him. The interview was pretty funny; you can watch it on YouTube:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4

His enthusiasm about the movie's pretty cute, and I love how he and Jon Stewart are together.

apollonia666 wrote: [quote=Idlewild]I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"

On the Daily Show the other night, Jackson said he wasn't happy when the studio decided to make it PG-13, so I don't think it was him. The interview was pretty funny; you can watch it on YouTube:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4

His enthusiasm about the movie's pretty cute, and I love how he and Jon Stewart are together.


I saw that show and it WAS cute how they were together. I wish I had been there. I went to a Daily Show taping the week before (when the Guiness Book of World Records guy was on) and I have a MAN crush on JS. It looked like him and Samuel L could have been a wee bit baked, no?

i actually got a little giddy watching that daily show clip. They have so much chemistry (and im in love with js anyway) but christ, that shit was funny.

Carmen wrote: i actually got a little giddy watching that daily show clip. They have so much chemistry (and im in love with js anyway) but christ, that shit was funny.

I tell ya, seeing him in person did nothing to make me lose my crush. They actually told us on line that nobody should try to rush the stage and ask for his hand in marriage because he already has a wife. Ah, well.

If anybody knows a good single man like JS, send him my way

Flexichick wrote: [quote=apollonia666][quote=Idlewild]I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"

On the Daily Show the other night, Jackson said he wasn't happy when the studio decided to make it PG-13, so I don't think it was him. The interview was pretty funny; you can watch it on YouTube:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4

His enthusiasm about the movie's pretty cute, and I love how he and Jon Stewart are together.



That was supposed to be "Man, I have a crush on JS". Not a man-crush. I am not a man :roll:

I saw that show and it WAS cute how they were together. I wish I had been there. I went to a Daily Show taping the week before (when the Guiness Book of World Records guy was on) and I have a MAN crush on JS. It looked like him and Samuel L could have been a wee bit baked, no?

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=apollonia666][quote=Idlewild]I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"

On the Daily Show the other night, Jackson said he wasn't happy when the studio decided to make it PG-13, so I don't think it was him. The interview was pretty funny; you can watch it on YouTube:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4

His enthusiasm about the movie's pretty cute, and I love how he and Jon Stewart are together.


That was supposed to be "Man, I have a crush on JS". Not a man-crush. I am not a man :roll:

I saw that show and it WAS cute how they were together. I wish I had been there. I went to a Daily Show taping the week before (when the Guiness Book of World Records guy was on) and I have a MAN crush on JS. It looked like him and Samuel L could have been a wee bit baked, no?

F that. Kilborn(e?) was better.

so who has seen SOAP?

Drano wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=Flexichick][quote=apollonia666][quote=Idlewild]I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"

On the Daily Show the other night, Jackson said he wasn't happy when the studio decided to make it PG-13, so I don't think it was him. The interview was pretty funny; you can watch it on YouTube:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4

His enthusiasm about the movie's pretty cute, and I love how he and Jon Stewart are together.


That was supposed to be "Man, I have a crush on JS". Not a man-crush. I am not a man :roll:

I saw that show and it WAS cute how they were together. I wish I had been there. I went to a Daily Show taping the week before (when the Guiness Book of World Records guy was on) and I have a MAN crush on JS. It looked like him and Samuel L could have been a wee bit baked, no?

F that. Kilborn(e?) was better.

You must be smoking the shit man, because JS is much better by far!

Drano wrote: F that. Kilborn(e?) was better.

Kilborn was great, but Jon Stewart is even better. I do miss the 5 questions part of the interview though.

armchair_warrior wrote: so who has seen SOAP?

you mean the classic situation comedy?
or the web language?

Flexichick wrote: That was supposed to be "Man, I have a crush on JS". Not a man-crush. I am not a man :roll:

ohhh. but you can become a man if you wanted to!

did anyone read the sex change article in the sunday times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/fashion/20gender.html?ex=1156305600&en=31c459d6e580580c&ei=5087%0A

quijibo wrote: [quote=Flexichick]That was supposed to be "Man, I have a crush on JS". Not a man-crush. I am not a man :roll:

ohhh. but you can become a man if you wanted to!

did anyone read the sex change article in the sunday times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/fashion/20gender.html?ex=1156305600&en=31c459d6e580580c&ei=5087%0A

Thanks, Q, but if I really want a penis I certainly know where to find them

Flexichick wrote: Thanks, Q, but if I really want a penis I certainly know where to find them

oh. but he doesn't have a penis
read the article. he's only had top surgery
the bottom is intact as a new born day

This guy has an extra penis (seriously - two fully-functioning penii)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060819/od_nm/india_operation_dc