Inappropiate behavior on Vanderbilt Avenue

Why are you so afraid to make your comments public instead of messaging me privately? Do you really feel that passionate in your pro-pissing-in-public stance that you'd like to have a personal conversation with me? Nice attempt to straighten out my priorities!! Please teach your kids to keep it in their pants while out in public. Thanks!!!

From: brooklynboy3
To: prospectheightsyo
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 09 11:12 pm
Subject: Are You Shitten Me?
You are horrified because a kid peed on a tree in public?

Is that your biggest problem that gives you the shudders?

They just took a lump out of my wife's lung last week.

Do us all a favor and smarten up. Life is short. Find something important to get aggravated about.

BB3

prospectheightsyo wrote: Did you catch any public urination at the parade?

Catch it? I kept having to let people know that no, it was not okay for them to piss on the side of my building. Spent 1/2 the day sitting on the front stoop on guard duty.

Good work! I'm printing some "Pee Heights Brigade" cards, should be ready by the weekend. We can hand these out to offenders.