a toast to george will at freddy's bar

true that

i should have brought more bagels

excellent. nice to see fair and balanced work in one's favor.

dan o'finn?


steve de is channeling ian mcshane in deadwood a little.


Stormbreaker!

i bet my mace

that he could be a wild bill hiccup

Karl is evidently under the impression that Acorn may REALLY HAVE launched a neutrino attack on the sun. Karl, you are a pisser.

Jack Krohn bloviated: "If these guys are poetry teachers (or poets, which is doubtful), then the next generation is in serious trouble."

The floor is yours, Kerouac. Chirp, chirp, chirp...

All I did was quote Yeats, did you think I wrote it myself?

"ah, a yeats treat indeed

cutting and pasting will never go out of style"

Puzzle me this Karl, what else would one do with a Yeats poem..write it from scratch?

One thing is certain, the immortal poetry that I quoted is infinitely more important and vastly more beautiful than anything that myself, Jack, Carl, Sean Hannity, Johnny Depp, Oprah, Springsteen, Jay Z or anyone on this blog will ever produce.

Weddings, funerals, senatorial debates, business meetings, episodes of Next Top Model, conversations between strangers at bars, subway service announcements, Jets playoff games, Coldplay concerts, national security briefings, State of the Union Addresses, Daytona 500's, autopsies, the O'Reilly show, 9/11 ceremonies, Rachael Ray, should all be subject to vicious and unannounced interruption by the poetry of Yeats.

Nothing less would be civilized. It's the only way we can survive.

Mountebank wrote: "ah, a yeats treat indeed

cutting and pasting will never go out of style"

Puzzle me this Karl, what else would one do with a Yeats poem..write it from scratch?

one should give it credit when posting the quote


but most importantly, dance monty

hock your mountebank wares

on your mountebank bench and dance for me

you must do my deed of dancing this topic to the top of the board

dance, boy, dance

Flop, Karl, flop, writhe in agony like the babel fish you are, exposed and dominated, gasping for a clue.

oh poor monty,

did karl break your giraffe?


now monty, darling lad

do tell us all what a "mountebank" is

well?

Timmy the dead sardine floats away, so far away, looping and bobbing on the greasy swell.

Still waiting for your explanation of why Acorn wants to demolish the Orangeman's Bar. You've only had 48 hours now. Chirp, chirp, chirp...

karl will make it easier for you

you seem

very

very

tired

a. a well rounded person of worldly experience

b. a person who hawks quackery from a traveling bench in public places

c. a traveling scholar

as in " people like you. Make me feel so tired. When will you die ? ..."

Not really fishface, I don't wish you dead, even though you have the demeanor of a bobbing carcass, it's just that your haiku babblement is rather blank and lame.

I guess you would be the type of sluggardly barnacle fish that would attach itself slavishly to Fox News and the neocons.

d. a tyrolean mountain style bench

you also have the option

of guessing what's behind door number 2

he hee heee

Let me illustrate for you:

The interview you posted was embarassing. Napolitano is a mendacious, unctuous, benighted hack.

His analysis of the New London situation as a sole product of "Big Government" is a flat-out lie. Sure, Pfizer was in position to pay more property taxes, but conservative chamber of commerce Capitalists crawled to lick Pfizer's boots in the name of "free enterprise".

Capitalists stole people's property in New London. That is the reality.

perhaps you need some help

but give it a try first monty

a., b., c., or d.


clue: it's not a bench of tyrol origin

The Fox host seemed more obsessed with the handcuffs than with any notion of property rights, tell truth Karl, you and he "scened" after the show, didn't you?

Your silence speaks volumes.

Right, I guess we have our answer.

monty lad maybe i assume too much

you do know what "mountebank" is

do you not?


i'll give you over night to think

and post the answer tomorrow


pssst

you can google it if you want

All right, I'm out. More inane haikus from the S&M fish to follow.

there will be the answer key

monty lad

oh he hee heee

the answer is b.

a person who hawks quackery from a traveling bench in public places

moun•te•bank
n. 1. A hawker of quack medicines who attracts customers with stories, jokes, or tricks 2. an unscrupulous flamboyant charlatan
v. arch. to prevail by trickery

we now return you to your regular programming

bruce? are you ok, bruce?

are you in, genius?

speak to us bruce


(too soon?)

too late....

some of the characters

on brooklynian rpg

have no staying power