Just bought 2 great pumpkins on Bergen Street

Mougar is off topic. Don't those tea party people like breasts?

How American could they be?

Subject: Re: Just bought 2 great pumpkins on Bergen Street

doctorj wrote: [quote=whynot_31][quote=Mougar]
So how much for an 1/8 of pumpkin?

depends on how much you look like the dealer.

Do you mean that in an ethnic sense? I moved to this neighborhood to get away from those kinds of values.
Underhill is north park slope, right?

whynot_31 wrote:

dude, his address is in PH.

Unlike the supposed pumpkin dealers. That block of Bergen is clearly in Park Slope according to the official Encyclopedia of New York Neighborhoods.

Subject: Re: Just bought 2 great pumpkins on Bergen Street

doctorj wrote: [quote=whynot_31][quote=Mougar]
So how much for an 1/8 of pumpkin?

depends on how much you look like the dealer.

Do you mean that in an ethnic sense? I moved to this neighborhood to get away from those kinds of values.

fine. I'll buy for you and keep the discount for myself

doctorj wrote: [quote=whynot_31]

dude, his address is in PH.

Unlike the supposed pumpkin dealers. That block of Bergen is clearly in Park Slope according to the official Encyclopedia of New York Neighborhoods.

shut it. Carnivore defines where neighborhood boudaries are. Your book is full of crap

Alright, I got the pumpkins. Let's party.

[quote=doctorj]Alright, I got the pumpkins. Let's party.


Needs more lemon

Clothesless horsemen? Horsewomen?

whynot_31 wrote: Clothesless horsemen? Horsewomen?

The preferred term is centaur

BTW, where can I get an organic smoothie?

whynot_31 wrote: How does one hang either pumpkins or boobs on a tree?

No, you don't understand. At Samhain, the pumpkin goes under the holiday tree.

Park Slope is the home of the smoothie, naturally

So this is where babies come from! Why'd I believe that stork nonsense?

whynot_31 wrote: BTW, where can I get an organic smoothie?

Not in Prospect Heights. I can only see these GM pumpkins for sale. That's inorganic, rather than organic. Which would make it crunchie, not smoothie.

Isn't everything organic? What a stupid term

whynot_31 wrote: So this is where babies come from! Why'd I believe that stork nonsense?

Babies: storks
Pumpkins: stalks

Get it straight.

whynot_31 wrote: Isn't everything organic? What a stupid term

Pesticides cancel out carbon, duh

That baby is clearly emerging from a slime filled pumpkin.

It's an ugly child too.

whynot_31 wrote: That baby is clearly emerging from a slime filled pumpkin.

It's an ugly child too.

You think you're anonymous on the internets, don't you. I know exactly who you are, and where to find you.

Mougar wrote: [quote=whynot_31]Isn't everything organic? What a stupid term

Pesticides cancel out carbon, duh

can they create anti matter?

....like this thread has?

Btw, how does the air get in the pumpkin for the child to breathe?

Is this dude?

Why did they give the dog green antlers? Everything else makes sense but that

whynot_31 wrote: Why did they give the dog green antlers? Everything else makes sense but that

You'd grow green antlers too, if you went near those GM pumpkins I hear they're selling down on Bergen St. GM pumpkins concentrate potassium from the soil, and potassium is radioactive, so your antlers would probably glow in the dark too.

Then again, how cool would that be? Buy yourself some of those MILF-certified radioactive GM pumpkins TODAY. Get em while they're millicurie hot.

Seriously? You're all on Fire Island and posting here for over 2 hours straight? I find that very sad.

Just because Fire Island isn't in PH or PS doesn't mean people aren't entitled to an opinion. Reading the board at 3am is also sad unless of course you are eating pumpkin you bought on Bergen close to

In other news, we are down upwards of five (5) packets of bacon.

Carnivore wrote: Seriously? You're all on Fire Island and posting here for over 2 hours straight? I find that very sad.

How much do you want to bet they were all sitting next to each other with their laptops too.

Wrong.

2 iphones , 1 blackberry, 1 ipad, 1 Dell

Christina wrote: Wrong.

2 iphones , 1 blackberry, 1 ipad, 1 Dell

Christina- They are haters. They want to believe we are pathetic, when actually we are typing these words of genius while sitting in hot tub and having some amazing sex.

They call that guy Dr J for a reason....

Please note that I stopped posting much earlier, i.e. I was not present for sex

Just because someone is drunk, doesn't mean they are not "present".

We aren't talking about your mind after all