Raccoon--first sighting

Tate-

The song pre dates the present silliness. But yes, the gag is ancient.

I can't wait for act 2.

Sightings of the fictional park poisoner.

Google pictures of dead birds.

It will be great.

Meanwhile, the crowd is supposed to believe that I have developed a sudden dislike for women with deceased cats. An interesting twist.

Amazing how the mind of a feeble person works. If this is all fictitious right down to my deceased cat and the pigeon poisoner then how do you explain the messages from other persons on this thread pointing me in the direction of the below individual in the supplied video?

LOOK AT THE DATE!!!!!

POSTED 01/02/10

Surely you do not expect us to believe that I traveled back in time and posted this Youtube video in order so I could make myself look more credible when I say that my fictitious cat was murdered by this person. Your intellect is dizzying beyond belief and borders on the ludicrous.

At the bare minimum I would like to hear your ridiculous explanation before I choose to ignore the further moronic diatribes of a lonely bored man with too much time on his hands. Might I suggest you get a girlfriend.

I believe the onus is on you.

As a animal lover, I will be your biggest fan.

I also love hoaxes. Youll win either way..

By all means, ignore me.

having pulled off similar stunts, I should advise you that the best pranks are accomplished by acting normal for a while and gathering readers trust and sympathy.

Then, find the video of the old guy feeding/poisoning pidgins and try to make us believe our pets are at risk. Remember, there are skeptics in the crowd, we are allowed to ask questions, and merely asking questions does not make you a victim.

some of us even have and love cats.

Just as I thought...CAN'T BACK UP HIS WORDS OR ALLEGATIONS!

YOU SIR ARE FULL OF BUNK AND YOU LIKE TO HARASS WOMEN!

Do me a favor, LEAVE ME ALONE! If you do not like what I post then ignore it. Also stop disrespecting my deceased cat. You do not see me talking about you lopsided crippled dog depicted on your icon, do you? Many apologies to the dog if I offended it.

JUST LEAVE ME BE!

P.S (Directed to the admin) He admits to conducting pranks in the past so why not look into him as perpetrating this prank. Perhaps I am a pawn in his over all plan after all. Phooey on me!

Hmmm, a victim of the sock puppets, not one of them?

Regardless, You have had a brutal week. I hope your weekend is better.

Stay alert!

YOU SIR ARE FULL OF BUNK AND LIKE TO HARASS WOMEN!!! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

I've got to admire that racoon's initiative.

Pyrrhic Victory said:I will never understand why the city allows these animals to reside in the parks. They pose a danger to our children.

Stop being so dramatic.

I had a funny encounter with a racoon on 18th street a few months ago. It ran down the street, stood on it's back legs, and opened someone's gate, then ran inside and disappeared. He acted like he owned the place. I never realized a racoon could open a gate. It actually solved a mystery of ours, because our dog had been wigging out every time he walked by this particular address. It must have been that he smelled/sensed the coons.

Then again, early this morning, I saw another one. It looked like he ran out of the subway station and down Howard Place, then turned into someone's property. Maybe he was responsible for this thread

These guys really move around with a purpose. Both sightings were in the 3-5AM window. So, You don't have to come and confess, we're lookin for you. We gon find you! We gon find you!

Hide your kids, Hide your wife!

Hide your kids, Hide your wife!

Hide your kids, Hide your wife!

and hide your husbands too...