Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for not making time to go to the doctor. I'm sure your boss will understand you missing a half day to see the doctor. They'll surely prefer that to a long hospital stay when it gets worse.

Banned for still not getting the who's going to post next thread to 100 pages

Banned for not posting in it! I was last.

Banned for being a BFF turncoat!

Banned because I've given up trying to keep track of whether we're BFF's or not.

Banned for not being a good enough BFF to intuitively know if we're BFFs or not.

Banned because being BFFs isn't supposed to be an on-and-off thing.

Carnivore wrote: Banned because being BFFs isn't supposed to be an on-and-off thing.

Banned for not knowing a thing about being a BFF!

Banned because Em26 begs to differ! :twisted:

Banned for wooing Em

Banned for attending the Whynot School of BFF.

Banned for thinking I ever attended school

Banned for having the retardation

Banned for being infectious

Banned for calling her out on her infections.


Carni is a good BFF !

Beaves and Whynot, banned for not just accepting that it's over!

banned for not recognizing their full potential

Banned for waiting over 2 months to ban!

Banned for having a private bacon eating contest.

whynot_31 wrote: Banned for having a private bacon eating contest.

Banned for trying to force a contest at a time when neither of the participants could attend.

banned for not rearranging everything to consume bacon.

...banned for TYING WITH MOUGAR!

Banned because I will definitely defeat him next time, and because we got to eat bacon anyway even sooner than if we had rearranged everything.

Banned for putting your own needs before that of your adoring (?) fans.

Banned if you post on this thread next.

Banned for attempting a preemptive banning when that's not how this thread works.

Banned for thinking you have authority over "how things work" as a result of over 12500 posts.

Banned for lacking the awesome of carni and me

Banned for not pointing out that the reason that I have authority for "how things work" in this thread has nothing to do with my post count and everything to do with the fact that I started this thread and clearly laid out the rules for it in the first post.

Banned for breaking your own damn rules.

Banned for damning his rules and for ruling his damn. And so on and so forth.

Banned for stating "and so on and so forth" when you actually couldn't think of anything more to write.

Banned for coveting a BFF so clearly out of your reach.