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Banned for confusing bride price with human trafficking

banned for calling it "bride price" instead of a dowry. geez, doesn't a girl deserve some chickens and a cow?

banned for confusing bride price with dowry!

Wikipedia

Bride price also known as bride wealth is an amount of money or property or wealth paid to the parents of a woman for the right to marry their daughter. (Compare dowry, which is paid to the groom, or used by the bride to help establish the new household, and dower, which is property settled on the bride herself by the groom at the time of marriage.) In the anthropological literature bride price has often been explained in market terms, as payment made in exchange for the bride's family's loss of her labor and fertility within her kin group. Compare this affinal practice with brideservice, which does not rely on a compensatory exchange idiom for ethnological interpretation.

The same culture may simultaneously practice both dowry and bride price.

ok, banned for not thinking my imaginary sister wasn't worth a bride price.

banned for grammatical double negatives

damn. banned for pointing that out

banned for damnbanning

All of you banned for not teasing Em about the Pistons' loss in the playoffs last night.

Banned for rubbing salt in fresh wounds.

Banned for not adding cayenne. C'mon, even the colonel has 11 herbs and spices!

Banned because I find hot chili oil in fresh wounds is more effective.

banned for capsaicin abuse

Banned because the capsaicin receptor, or VR1, is under active investigation for the development of antinociceptives that lack the abuse potential of narcotics.

http://www.leaddiscovery.co.uk/target-discovery/abstracts/PubMed-060308.html

banned for making my brain hurt.

banned for trying to snow me into thinking that Purdue's hyperalgesia study has anything to do with your rubbing chili oil into a fresh wound.

Banned for not focusing on a far more important issue, the VH1 receptor.

Apparently the genuine VH1 receptor (Vascular Highway One) is not some kind of parabolic antenna or set-top box. It's actually a little-known provascular cell-specific receptor kinase in plants that's likely to bind some small peptide hormone. It's involved in forming the pattern of veins on leaves.

http://www.plantcell.org/cgi/reprint/14/11/2707.pdf

Banned because clearly the VH1 receptor is not an important or interesting enough issue to attract more attention or funding than VR1.

banned for failing to mention how much stronger the MTV receptor is

"a lyricist
yo! dre's the name
kicking reality...

moving like a tortoise
fulla' rigor mortis"

Banned for promoting the Mammary Tumor Virus receptor. Ew!

banned for not promoting that DCA makes the MTV kill itself
http://www.depmed.ualberta.ca/dca/

Banned because DCA only potentially attacks the symptoms of MTV (cancer) not the cause (a virus).

Also: these days most clinical candidates fail because of lack of efficacy, and this compound already showed lack of efficacy against lactic acidosis in which it targets the same mechanism. Plus it gave children nerve toxicity. Plus, not being patentable, it'll take a long time to raise the money for furhter clinical trials. I'd give it a 1-in-50 chance of making it all the way.

banned for focusing more on virology and less on teratology

Banned because viruses are a greater threat and burden to society than damaged foetuses.


I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! [/img]

banned for losing your religion!

Banned because of all the things I've lost, the only one I really miss is my mind.

Banned for fucking up the banning thread with tumor pictures.
EWWWWWWWW!

Banned for fucking up the fucking banning thread with the use of the word "fucking"

Fucking families read this fucking thread.

Fuck.

Banned for moving to fucking Brooklyn, thus FUCKING PROVOKING out-of-state mothers to look in on THE FUCKING BANNING THREAD.

Banned for overemphasizing fucking. It's all about the love for me . . .

Banned for reminding me of the times in my life when I've heard, "can't we just snuggle?"