Guess who is going to post next.

I'm not doin' nothin' unless I'm getting pie.

Oh, I can't be mean to my Em-Bug!



Somebody's gotta fix my width for me. HELP ME!

Where's Carny? Did he get a life or something?

Awww Em, glad you have your gobble, your taters sound delish!

Thanks , ya'll.

I also got my sweet potatoes! My bro in law picked some up in Park Slope on his way over with the turkey.

I named my turkey Salvia.

I'm gonna beat the shit out of it and then stick it in the oven to sit in the sweltering heat for hours and hours and hours!!
Then I'm gonna stab it a few hundred times , just cuz.

Remember people :

Preheat the oven to 325 degrees

Cook turkey 15 - 20 minutes per pound

I'm gonna start on my potato egg salad now.

And you know what?? I forgot the damn cranberry sauce. Damn.

Whyfi , next.

Nope.

Hey Em, I've got a great dessert you can serve tomorrow. Better than pah.



Here's the recipe: http://ridiculousfoodsociety.blogspot.com/2008/11/bacon-rice-krispies-treats.html

Em next.

I love rice krispies treats but I have to make them myself unless they have a kosher version floating around in any stores.
Man , I haven't had one in years and years ,since I found out that the marshmallow had gelatin in them.
So , thanks for reminding me of something I can't have.
Shove it up [redacted] [redacted] you sick [redacted ].

I don't want your krispies treats ,and and and DON'T FIX MY DAMN WIDTH TAGS !
OKAY? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FIX MY TAGS. In fact , don't even read my posts-close your eyes.

Oooh, and nothing is better than my pah , [redacted].

Anybody but the bacon freak , next.

hi em,

drinkin' coffee, getting ready to cook bacon. (t-day was the one day a year we had bacon when i was a kid. another reason it's good to be grown up.)

em, i love you, but if your pies taste better with cool whip, you are doing it wrong. invite us over or come to our place, and i'll have the gf show you how it's done.

you with me, mama?

I've learned that SweetT is always right.

The BF bought DUCK BACON!!!! Oh yeah... I'm still thinking if we should eat it with eggs or as a BLT :-k

Whatcha think Beaver?

Does it look anything like this?



I think we're the only two awake at this unGodly hour.

Maybe Em-bug is up?

I don't know Em was supposed to wake up at 10, but she was up during that ungodly 1am thread, so maybe she's back asleep now.


EM, Wake the fuk up and cook me some turkey!!!!

LOL!

I've been up! I was never able to go back to sleep when I woke up at 4:20ish am.
All I got was maybe 2 hours sleep , I think.
I'm not even tired. I'll sleep later around 7 or 8pm.

Sweet Tea , poodle cup , I just can't eat pie without the cool whip.
It's like the hot dog without the ketchup. I just can't do it.
But hey , if you're inviting me over for some pah - I'm there.
I'll bring the cool whip! :razz:

Check out this great appetizer:



Em next.

Yeah.

The only thing that looks good about that is the cheeeeeeeese.
Oooh , how I love cheese.


Carnivore........lookey what I found :









Oooh no!! Your precious llama is burning!

Burn mutha fucka BURN!!! :twisted:

Em next.

OOoh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

You have shamed my avatar with that bacon filth , damn you!!

Now watch this:







I gotta go turk the bastey now!





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Can't we all get along? :help:

NOT Em! as she needs to keep hersexy bootie in the kitchen. Where the flying fuk is my Beaver???

I'm trying to hide so I'm not asked to do any cooking.

The beaver is clearly becoming very attached to her Sneaky-given identity.

Whynot is giving tasks to his parents (my dad is sweeping, and my mother setting the table as I type this).

Em is hiding in the bushes, waiting for Carnivore to walk by while eating bacon.

Mama is waiting for someone to swear.

who is next....

FUck goddam SONOF A BItCh, shit shit shit!!


That's for whynot, I have a very dirty mouth. care to hear a few old curses?

Dude next, yes the dog :P

Whynot , Mamacita has a potty mouth , where have you been?

Mamacita wrote: FUck goddam SONOF A BItCh, shit shit shit!!

That's for whynot, I have a very dirty mouth. care to hear a few old curses?

Dude next, yes the dog :P

Dude is running around the apt, because it smells like turkey.

Maybe mama can swear, but can't handle it when others do.

...maybe she splits hairs and claims that name calling is different than swearing.

Good morning , folks!

I ended up knocking out after that wonderful dinner.

I ate too much. 8-[



I took pics of everything.

Click on my cherry pah to view the feast:




Mamacita , how did Papi do?

That dinner looks great Em!!

Papi did a good job, so good I passed out after the meal.... mummm food coma!

Today I'm at work :x totally sucks ass
Oh well....

Carny you around? Sweet Tea?

Yes.

I'm bummed that you can't even buy those bacon chocolate bars if you want them...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1088761/Sold-6-bar---tastebud-sensation-thats-mix-milk-chocolate-smoky-bacon.html

Mama next.

Little ol me??

Why yes it is!

Whynot, how the dude? Is he abiding?

No Mama. Not abiding, apparently hibernating. This board is boooooring, I say.

Maybe this will bring Em out. Maybe.

Correct.

LOL!

I ate 2 more times and 2 more pieces of pah. I stuffed my belly up all over again today and then took a nap.
It will be like Thanksgiving day at my place for the rest of the week.
Next time you guys see me I'll prolly be right around 200 pounds.
I'm going for a 4th piece of pie as soon as I'm done typing. :help:

Anastasia , you're so funny , hiding out so nobody will ask you to do something.

You forgot to guess who's next!!!


Voodoodoo is next because he's bored.... is today the hot date with Beaver?

No, next Saturday. But if he keeps it up, NEVER!

The Beav is just sensitive. Who knew Mama?

Hey check out this wet beaver



Em next!