Guess who is going to post next.

Not BG .

Mougar , I live in the area you're looking to move into. You'll be my new neighbor.Yeah.Great.

Listen you sick fuck just don't be coming around here stinking up the neighborhood with your nasty pork , ok?

IF I SEE any strange behavior , like crack heads walking around with patches of meat missing on their bodies , you're gonna get it! You hear me??!! Beat.down.

Ahh , it's such a lovely day. :sunny:

My beaver is next.

Hi , sugar cup!

Wow, I'm really feeling the love here Em. Now I'm tempted to move as close to you as possible. PM me your address.

Back to le beave

On my way to the dentist. Merry Christmas to me.

Where's my bacon lover?

I am not the bacon lover you are looking for. I'll be off and away anon, so Happy (actual) Festivus before I forget.

Back to beave's bacon biter.

Okay.

Check out Twisted Sister doing "O Come All Ye Faithful" in the style of "We're Not Gonna Take It":



Like it, Mougar?

I can't listen to it at work, but I think Dee needs to get his ass back to the trading floor where he belongs:

Not Mougar. YOU LOSE!!

Mougar is permitted to post now.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Not Mougar. YOU LOSE!!

Hah! What do you say now beave?

Mougar wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Not Mougar. YOU LOSE!!

Hah! What do you say now beave?

I say: You never got more sausage from me.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Mougar][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Not Mougar. YOU LOSE!!

Hah! What do you say now beave?

I say: You'll never get more sausage from me.
I don't need 'em. In just a few days I'll be swimming in bangers.

Carmen next

Mougar wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen][quote=Mougar][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Not Mougar. YOU LOSE!!

Hah! What do you say now beave?

I say: You'll never get more sausage from me.
I don't need 'em. In just a few days I'll be swimming in bangers.

Carmen next

Next time, you take your chances on the subway, bub.

Carmen is probably still sleeping. I would if I were her.

My new best friend, Carnivore is next.

I thought you can't love me anymore...

Have you seen the promised land, beave?

Beave next.

Nope.

I'm begining to think Beav shares sausage with everyone but me. beav, is that true?

Carnivore wrote: I thought you can't love me anymore...

Have you seen the promised land, beave?

Beave next.

I am a fickle woman. My love floats around like a sweet butterfly. Unfortunately, Mougar is on the shit end of my stick today.

Why, I would gladly share sausage with you, if you're were such a sausage-phobe.

good to know. But, I'm taken.

Mama next.

So am I and he's a warm cutie too....

Urg... I have a bad cough and runny nose again... I HATE THIS WEATHER@@!!!

Carny next

Yes.



BigGuy next.

Nope!

Cute pic.

My big bro taught me how to handle a gun when I was 14.

"Clip is in.Just clock it back.Don't be afraid.Hold it real tight.Aim and shoot".

I didn't get to shoot cuz it was loaded.




Mamacita is next.

note to self: Do not mess with EM.

Mama still next

whynot_31 wrote: note to self: Do not mess with EM.

Mama still next

Luckily, you know her weakness!

Mama still next.

I am stuffing myself silly with Court Pastry Shop cookies. I LOVE FRESH COOKIES!!!

I am not Mama. But I'm hoping she'll post next, too!

I fucking hate work, I'm surrounded by assholes!!!!

Sweet Le Beave, make it better please.

Mamacita wrote: I fucking hate work, I'm surrounded by assholes!!!!

Sweet Le Beave, make it better please.

I will snuggle you, kees you and make Oscar lick your face. I have to go to Time Warner tonight to switch out my shitty modem (it died) then I truly have to go to the grocery store. I have no food. I will have no food and no one to love me on Christmas. Now that's fucking sad.

MOUGAR!!

Cause:

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I am a fickle woman. My love floats around like a sweet butterfly. Unfortunately, Mougar is on the shit end of my stick today.

Effect:

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I will have no food and no one to love me on Christmas.

If you had only accepted me and my dumplings, both your problems would have been solved.

Back to Beaver.

Mougar the sausage sharing goes unmentioned?

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I have no food. I will have no food and no one to love me on Christmas. Now that's fucking sad.

I'm willing to love you whenever you want.

I'm sure Mamacita , Whatchuwant , and Scarlett will pitch in as well.

Carnivore might be able to take a shift but, you said you can't love him anymore.

Whynot's wife won't let him.

If you'd just take Mougar off that shit stick? :scratch:

Love = make me food and tuck me in.

Ana, when you done feeling sorry for yourself, say who is next....

P.S. We love you but not in that way.

Awww... I LOVES getting tucked in!

What I don't love??? I DON"T love WORK!

Em, wouldn't know about these things... I want her 'job'

right Mougy?

My job isn't that bad, I just don't have enough to do so I get bored. Tucking in to some food, then getting tucked into bed is a nice combo.

Beaver, can I be off the shit stick please?