Guess who is going to post next.

Mamacita here and awake at work, bleh.
And in the news:

Porn screams yield sword ‘rescue’

OCONOMOWOC.

A man says he broke into an apartment
with a cavalry sword because he thought he
heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually
was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor
was watching.

“Now I feel stupid,” said
James Van Iveren, who has
been charged in the case.
AP


:oops: HA!

ShishK are you awake yet?

i am indeed, Mama!

well, i'm sure he felt like an idiot but i wouldn't mind having him as a neighbor. y'know, just in case...

poor guy, though. i hope they drop the three criminal counts he's been charged with.

what do you think, Q?

I don't know what Q's take on this is, but speaking of dropping, do you think the upstairs neighbor might of had his pants around his ankles, when the other dude barged in with the sword, Shish? Not a pretty sight. For either one of 'em!

Moral of the story: NO good deed goes unpunished.

Care to weigh in, Dr?

It's all about the line "Now I feel stupid"

HA!!

All I have to say is "LOCK YOU DOORS"

Right Alafairnadia?

Uhm, am I the only one thinking, "a cavalry sword? WTF?"

'Little Johnny, if you touch yourself, a mad man with a cavalry sword is going to bust in and cut off your hand...'

Your mom ever tell you anything like that, Q?

do you still have a hand?

anyone? mamita?

my question is, do you think the neighbor will listen to his porn with headphones on now? it's bad enough some crazy man with a saber bursts in on you while you're...uh... self-loving. or will it be more like a Clockwork Orange type of conditioning and now every time mister-hands-down-his-pants gets a woody he fears for his life?

it's a sad day for porn lovers everywhere.

right, Carnivore?

Indeed.

On a lighter note, I just read about something that would make this thread even better!
We just need to get these.

Right, MK?

http://www.usccb.org/catechism/quizzes/penance.htm
report to #3
True or false. It is better that the universe be destroyed than that one sin be committed.
:shock:

er, right Carnivore?

Good idea Carnivore, Drunken Posting, very much like Drunk Dialing.

All ye guilty sinners show yourselves! I know those of you out there drunk and posting on this very own thread! Late at night, ranting incomprehensibly, imbibing your sinful liquor!

Shocking really. :shock:

PS Keep up the good work.

Oh yeah, Shishkab next. Where can I buy a good saber??

i...(hic)...dunno. maybe you can find one...(hic)...at the nncOASCJklsdzbjnfb.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

OK, I'm Catholic, but one sin vs the destruction of the Universe, really...
Unless that sin is barging into another person's self-love session, sword in hand!

Carny, bartenders routinely do shots over the phone w/each other but the Russians took it one step too far, right?

What do you say, Shish?

ZZZZZZZ........(snrk)..... huh? sorry, i was drinking with Mamacita again and fell asleep -- lord, that chica can throw 'em back like nobody's business!!

in truth, i think it's a clever way to get around the social taboo about drinking alone, and i'm surprised this is the first time anyone has come up with the idea on a grand scale like this. props to the ruskies!

on an OT personal note, i am going away on vacation, so y'all won't be troubled by my buzzin' on these boards for a week. me and the hubby are headed to Costa Rica early in the mornin', and i am incredibly excited. so if i don't check back in with you again, my friends, be good, be merry, be-have!

and as sorry as this may sound, i am actually looking forward to seeing just how many more pages this thread is going to grow while i'm gone. Yay Future Page Fifteen!!! (there. the bar's been set a little high, but i know you can do it. teamwork, people, teamwork!)

Alafair, next...

huh? did someone say guinness?

carnivore?

I'll have a Stella, thanks.
And you, WhyFi?

Negra Modelo, por favor.

Been splittin' time with Engadget, eh Carny? Or did you follow from the Giz link?

Almost...

...to...

...page 9!

Carny can't drink. he's working
I'll have me a wheat beer please
make that a double MK?

Huh? You OK, WF?

Oh, uh, OK, Q.
How 'bout you sweet tea?

MichaelKeys wrote: Huh? You OK, WF?

I was stretching.

I need a some tequila. Got any, Q?

I've got several different ones, but I'm not Q.

Mrs. C and I were running errands in PS this afternoon. I swear, we went into Rite Aid on 7th Ave by the school and it was like a scene from The Brood [shudder].



Mamacita next.

I'll have some Jameson, please.
Any SweetTea out there, care for a drink?

yes, please.

i've been out and about in the rain and i could do to take the chill off.

not that i'm complaining -- i was down by the ferry dock in staten island and saw 4 red breasted merganzers and a loon while i got soaked. the bird kind of loon, not the whyfi kind.

Mama, you and Alafairnadia need to take a trip to Mooney's! I'll bring the ass-kickings to hand out at the dartboard.

pens - want a good drubbing?

I'm down!
Mooney has a good pour and they let you take in food. What say you Alafair? Some Guinness and meat paddies??

Are you in Carni??

omigod PAGE 8 already?
I'm afraid *I'm* on a different page too, cause I crave a blood orange margarita. Is that so wrong, Alafair?