tell me about yourself

comon now. anthing you want to share??

i like to post alot cause i dont have too much of a social life outside computer nerds :P.

Sheesh...let's see...I watch America's Next Top Model, and...I hit someone over the head with a bowling pin when I was younger.

Drano wrote: Sheesh...let's see...I watch America's Next Top Model, and...I hit someone over the head with a bowling pin when I was younger.

Oh and dont forget your quest to find the truth behind the Rod Stewart rumor :

Subject: Re: tell me about yourself

nodirection wrote: comon now. anthing you want to share??

If I tell you then I'd have to kill you 8)

I have a http://www.sd4history.com/Unit9/captian11.htm bobblehead on my desk.

I'm a degenerate sex ho.

and I hate techno.

I almost drowned in a septic tank when I was seven years old.

Subject: facinating

we have a computer nerd, a ho, a bobble head owner and a septic tank survivor.
well i'm a computer nerd and a ho too. i stuck my hand in the toilet yesterday to unclog it and i hate bobbleheads especially wierd ones like captain 11.

apollonia666 wrote: I almost drowned in a septic tank when I was seven years old.

Wow...we had one of those, and if I was seen in that area of the yard it was BIG trouble. Glad it ended well, although you must have been quite a sight afterwards...

Drano wrote: [quote=apollonia666]I almost drowned in a septic tank when I was seven years old.

Wow...we had one of those, and if I was seen in that area of the yard it was BIG trouble. Glad it ended well, although you must have been quite a sight afterwards...

I was pretty lucky, all things considered -- and also very lucky that I had NO idea at the time what it was that I was in.

It totally ruined my white turtleneck and my yellow pantsuit with the clown applique on the front pocket. My mom made me strip down and then hosed me down in the front yard before putting me in a bath liberally doused with Bactine.

I've been misleading everyone with my avatars all along. I'm not a Fox 5 reporter or a drooling alien news anchor or 50 Cent. And I don't have a spiky metal ball on a chain for smacking people with. But really, with my immense moderatorial powers, do I need one?

EmilyM wrote: I've been misleading everyone with my avatars all along. I'm not a Fox 5 reporter or a drooling alien news anchor or 50 Cent. And I don't have a spiky metal ball on a chain for smacking people with. But really, with my immense moderatorial powers, do I need one?

You would be SOOOOO much cooler if you had a morning star.... I mean, I don't know what I'd do without mine!

I did 6 months in a Fed penitentiary for helping blow-up an Army ROTC building.

I did 6 months in a Fed penitentiary for helping blow-up an Army ROTC building

Ummm, wow, that's, ummm, very disturbing...my mom caught me eating worms in the backyard once - I was like three so it wasn't as troublesome say if I were older - probably doesn't compete though with the whole bombing of buildings thing though, huh?

EmilyM wrote: I've been misleading everyone with my avatars all along. I'm not a Fox 5 reporter or a drooling alien news anchor or 50 Cent. And I don't have a spiky metal ball on a chain for smacking people with. But really, with my immense moderatorial powers, do I need one?

i call it mod abuse!!!!! when godly powers go corrupt!!!

heights249 wrote:
Ummm, wow, that's, ummm, very disturbing...my mom caught me eating worms in the backyard once - I was like three so it wasn't as troublesome say if I were older

When I was like three we had these in the backyard:



Eating one of those would have been troublesome, let me tell you.

Ewww - what is that?! I was actually thinking troublesome though in the sense that if I were 16 and my mom found me eating worms in the backyard... well, that would be a little stranger. Although in comparsion to what I did do in the backyard when I was 16 she might have preferred the worm eating...Ahhhh, youth...

One time I got kicked out of a P-Funk concert by Bootsy Collins.

Wow, and I thought I was cool cause my boyfriend and I were *almost* kicked out of Butthole Surfers concert by on of their bouncers. I wished thet had kicked out my boyfriend since he ripped out a tuft of my hair by the roots. Nice guy.

i really wish i could buy luzianne iced tea bags here. they are the best.

I'm a sagittaruis, moon sign venus in scorpio. My turn-ons include ice cream, puppies, sunsets and long walks on the beach. My turn-offs include waiting in line, rainy days and sarcasm.

heights249 wrote: Ewww - what is that?!

It's the world's second most deadly spider. Meet the world's deadliest:



... it's her husband.

mc wrote: Wow, and I thought I was cool cause my boyfriend and I were *almost* kicked out of Butthole Surfers concert by on of their bouncers. I wished thet had kicked out my boyfriend since he ripped out a tuft of my hair by the roots. Nice guy.

I once got kicked out of a club where we were the support act, narrowly avoiding a jolly good head kicking, for dousing a
crappy Casiotone
keyboard in n-butanol* and setting fire to it. The huge flames and melting keys were so worth it.

*fuel of choice for musical instrument immolation; similar combustion properties to gasoline, but thicker/sticky, low tox, and washes off with water.

doctorj wrote: [quote=mc]Wow, and I thought I was cool cause my boyfriend and I were *almost* kicked out of Butthole Surfers concert by on of their bouncers. I wished thet had kicked out my boyfriend since he ripped out a tuft of my hair by the roots. Nice guy.

I once got kicked out of a club where we were the support act, narrowly avoiding a jolly good head kicking, for dousing a
crappy Casiotone
keyboard in n-butanol* and setting fire to it. The huge flames and melting keys were so worth it.

*fuel of choice for musical instrument immolation; similar combustion properties to gasoline, but thicker/sticky, low tox, and washes off with water.

Have you ever been to Burning Man?

They'd freaking love you there.

doctorj - where exactly did you grow up? If you don't mind me asking... having been shown your backyard creatures I'm kinda hoping it was far from here...

spinningpinwheel wrote:
Have you ever been to Burning Man?

Certainly. And you?

spinningpinwheel wrote:
They'd freaking love you there.

For some reason it didn't occur to me, and it's a bit of a hassle to organise a platform, drag the stuff out, etc., plus they aren't fond of burning plastic... but it sure would look cool. We could call it the Death of Techno -- hundreds of cheapo 80s keyboards going up in style.

heights249 wrote: doctorj - where exactly did you grow up? If you don't mind me asking... having been shown your backyard creatures I'm kinda hoping it was far from here...

Yes, very very far from here. In this recent thread is an artwork drawn from the perspective of someone exactly above the neighborhood in and around which these critters live, side-by-side with hundreds of thousands of people. In the early 80s after I left, they discovered an antivenin, and no one has died since. But in those days, adults who were bitten sometimes didn't survive, let alone kids (and they're aggressive and will bite right through clothes or even a fingernail given the chance). This was drummed into us from the cradle -- look before touching stuff that's lying around, leave this particular spider alone, call an adult -- and bites were very rare, and funnily enough so are arachnophobes in those parts. Know your enemy, I guess.

pensodyssey wrote: I'm a sagittaruis, moon sign venus in scorpio. My turn-ons include ice cream, puppies, sunsets and long walks on the beach. My turn-offs include waiting in line, rainy days and sarcasm.

hmmmm.... I'm a Scorpio; but what's the moon sign venus IN Scorpio mean?? never heard of that?

pensodyssey wrote: I'm a sagittaruis, moon sign venus in scorpio.

I'm an Orion. That means the sun, moon, and planets steer well clear and know to keep their grubby hands off my life.

doctorj wrote: [quote=pensodyssey]I'm a sagittaruis, moon sign venus in scorpio.

I'm an Orion. That means the sun, moon, and planets steer well clear and know to keep their grubby hands off my life.

Never trusted astrology