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How to be EXTREMELY green: Don't have kids

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  • lilbangladesh
    lilbangladesh
    This was in southern Indiana. Of course everyone understands the mechanics of sex. They weren't idiots, just ill-informed. What a lot of them did have was a lot of old wives' tales about how to avoid pregnancy (You can't get pregnant the first time; you can't get pregnant if you do it standing up; if you drink such and such...; AIDS only happens to homosexuals; that sort of crap). Basically, these kids came to college with NO sex education and only knowing that their church thinks that sex is evil; yet they are HORNY and don't know what to do about it. They have sex anyway, often not using birth control because they've been taught that birth control is also evil and why compound sin with another sin?

    There was a lot of craziness and drama (I've had to talk a couple of desperate girls off rooftops before) that could have been prevented had these kids HAD any sex education.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    Ah.

    Yes.

    Of course.
  • hamilton
    hamilton

    Subject: Kids- Kids-Kids

    How to be extremely green,have green kids
  • doctorj
    doctorj
    We have the technology: just splice the genes for Green Fluorescent Protein into the embryo. It's already been demonstrated with pigs.
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    doctorj wrote: We have the technology: just splice the genes for Green Fluorescent Protein into the embryo. It's already been demonstrated with pigs.
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    I know, I dated one once
  • sprite
    sprite
    Hamilton wrote: [quote=doctorj]We have the technology: just splice the genes for Green Fluorescent Protein into the embryo. It's already been demonstrated with pigs.
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    I know, I dated one once
    A pig? :lol:
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    sprite wrote: [quote=Hamilton][quote=doctorj]We have the technology: just splice the genes for Green Fluorescent Protein into the embryo. It's already been demonstrated with pigs.
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    I know, I dated one once
    A pig? :lol:

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    yeah, I met her in Mooneys, it was St.Patricks day, one too many and you know how it goes