steaming turd in front of new rentals on 545 washington ave

in front of the new rentals, there was a huge coil of perfect human turd in the little nooks underneath the scaffolding.

did anyone else see it?

it was on sunday morning at like 10am.

And I should care...why exactly?

umm...i don't know..maybe a heroin addict laid it there.

or, like any other post, if you have no interest, don't reply.

do you reply asking why you should care to every single post?

Subject: Re: steaming turd in front of new rentals on 545 washington

ltjbukem wrote: in front of the new rentals, there was a huge coil of perfect human turd in the little nooks underneath the scaffolding.

did anyone else see it?

it was on sunday morning at like 10am.

Ahhahahahaha... gotta love it..

Along with violence, taking a dump on/in something = one of the great equalizers in life.. I could tell you some stories, but let me not..

The ultimate response to gentrification

the phantom pooper....strikes again!!

ltjbukem wrote: umm...i don't know..maybe a heroin addict laid it there.

or, like any other post, if you have no interest, don't reply.

do you reply asking why you should care to every single post?

Sorry, didn't mean to be rude, ltjbukem. I guess I'm just jaded on the subject of poop in inappropriate places since my last apartment, which was on Washington Ave, often featured human doody and/or a pool of urine in the lobby and entryway.

Subject: Re: steaming turd in front of new rentals on 545 washington

ltjbukem wrote: in front of the new rentals, there was a huge coil of perfect human turd in the little nooks underneath the scaffolding.

If the doody coil is in a counter clockwise formation, it is probably from a Heroin attic. The clockwise coils are usually sculpted by Crackheads.

The Mad Shitter strikes again!

what no pics?

Ha! Obviously a dog - of the two-legged persuasion...

Subject: Re: steaming turd in front of new rentals on 545 washington

ltjbukem wrote: in front of the new rentals, there was a huge coil of perfect human turd in the little nooks underneath the scaffolding.

did anyone else see it?

it was on sunday morning at like 10am.

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Bring it to the Brooklyn Museum who would probably exhibit it,even though it was unsigned.

you gotta love the artist in the community lol jk.

i wonder how that was accomplish i mean thats alot of tard to be walking with. must been saving it for weeks .

armchair_warrior wrote: you gotta love the artist in the community lol jk.

i wonder how that was accomplish i mean thats alot of tard to be walking with. must been saving it for weeks .

Didn't your building have some work by this artist when you first got it? :twisted:

Subject: Re: steaming turd in front of new rentals on 545 washington

Hamilton wrote: [quote=ltjbukem]in front of the new rentals, there was a huge coil of perfect human turd in the little nooks underneath the scaffolding.

did anyone else see it?

it was on sunday morning at like 10am.

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Bring it to the Brooklyn Museum who would probably exhibit it,even though it was unsigned.
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If that doesn't work there's always e-Bay.

yeap a pile of it inside, thank the gods it was gutted and no more horrid memories of it.

Was it overnight poop brown, with that skin that forms on outside, or was it of the mustardy persuasion? Was it literally steaming?

since he said its steaming, it must be like fresh out of the human/animal oven.

Subject: prospect heights forum

Has anyone noticed the Number 1 and number 2 [no pun intended] subjects are:

Steaming turd in front of new rentals

The neighborhood is going to shit.[well someone did]

liftandcut wrote: Was it overnight poop brown, with that skin that forms on outside, or was it of the mustardy persuasion? Was it literally steaming?

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Do I detect a feces fetish?

All right, that was me. I'll go clean it up in the morning.

GOD wrote: All right, that was me. I'll go clean it up in the morning.

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Wow, I never thought God gave a shit!

it was steaming, as in fresh...i guess he figured at 8 or 9am on a sunday morning, no one would be out to catch him or her squatting...

i'm sure the owners of the townhouses across the street were hoping those construction workers who wake them up every day at 7am would step on it with their shitkicker boots..

but alas they don't work sundays....

Hamilton wrote: [quote=GOD]All right, that was me. I'll go clean it up in the morning.

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Wow, I never thought God gave a shit!

I don't. I just make it. It was one solid piece. Weighing more than 100 Kurics (250 lbs.) Take that Bono!

GOD wrote: [quote=Hamilton][quote=GOD]All right, that was me. I'll go clean it up in the morning.

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Wow, I never thought God gave a shit!

I don't. I just make it.

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So that's where the term Holy Shit came from

Ok, so what smells worse- human doo-doo on the street, or dog doo-doo?

liftandcut wrote: Ok, so what smells worse- human doo-doo on the street, or dog doo-doo?

Not sure, but human feces is definitely a greater potential health hazard.

Carnivore wrote: [quote=liftandcut]Ok, so what smells worse- human doo-doo on the street, or dog doo-doo?

Not sure, but human feces is definitely a greater potential health hazard.

You're talking about the "human feces" that's been preying on people
between Flatbush and Washington, Right?

Oh man. I'm going to get shit for saying that. :P

GOD wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=liftandcut]Ok, so what smells worse- human doo-doo on the street, or dog doo-doo?

Not sure, but human feces is definitely a greater potential health hazard.

You're talking about the "human feces" that's been preying on people
between Flatbush and Washington, Right?

Oh man. I'm going to get shit for saying that. :P

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I'm praying you'll drop one of your "One solid pieces weighing more then 100 Kurics [ 250 lbs] on them.
If answered ,in effect my praying will end their preying

Hamilton wrote:
I'm praying you'll drop one of your "One solid pieces weighing more then 100 Kurics [ 250 lbs] on them.
If answered ,in effect my praying will end their preying

Hmmm. Fighting shit, with shit. Great idea!!! I'll have to start eating more General Tao's chicken at P.F. Changs and cabbage. There's a lot of shit on the streets that needs to be dealt with.

:twisted:

Subject: bombs away

I would recommend you exercise some caution as there are "no dumping" laws in new york.

It would be wise to go light on the cabbage as it may put you in violation of The Geneva Accord of 1925