Winter Underwear Drive

Can somebody take up a collection and get Britney, Paris and Lindsay some fucking panties already?

If I stumble across one more picture of these girls getting out of cars and showing off their vajayjays, I'm going to send them some of my own panties soon!

I don't care what brands kids in Park Slope are wearing or how much they cost, but I'm so glad I don't have a teenage girl looking up to these talentless skanks.

(end rant)

for those whose unsinged eyes have yet to see what flexi is ranting about:
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_really_wants_yo.html

warning: you will not be the same person after seeing these pictures

:shock: :shock:

Ahhhh, my eyes my eyes! why oh why didn't i listen to Q?!?!

ick.

ack, that site sucks the life out of you

It's official. I need a job! If only to buy these chicks more panties. Sadly, each of them does it over and over again and it keeps making the news (was on ABC news yesterday), so you know it's not an accident and it's not like they can't afford some chonies!

I didn't realize she had a C-section. In some of those shots, you can totally see the Pfannenstiel scar.

Yep, both of her babies were born via C-section.

Between her and her classy BabyDaddy, those two baby boys have lifetime of therapy to look forward to.

Carnivore wrote: I didn't realize she had a C-section. In some of those shots, you can totally see the Pfannenstiel scar.

what else do you see in there dr. carnivore? :-k

I think if you look reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hard, you can probably see Paris Hilton actually inside there laughing. And possibly what's left of Britney's career.


I lost a ring 2 weeks ago. Not that I'd go near that Black Hole, but maybe that's where it went?

And in case you haven't really seen enough to scare you into the nearest Victoria's Secret, here are her buddies:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_vagina_gets_bus.html

The scary thing is that Paris is actually wearing panties in this one (um, I think), she's just not actually covering anything with them.

http://socialitelife.com/2006/07/07/the_part_of_paris_hilton_you_really_didnt_want_to_see.php

The good news is that I'm not hungry any more. The bad news is that when I am hungry again, my eyes will be too scarred to see the food!

Goodness, Miss Hilton looks almost ladylike in her white Alice band and high-necked blouse.

What really pains me about all these hoo-has waving in the breeze is how the spectacle invariably causes otherwise sensible people to use the word 'vagina' when they really mean 'vulva'. I mean, you can't have a "shaved vagina".

VULVA, people. Has everyone forgotten the word? It's not a car.

That's a good point, Laura........I did say vajayjay, but that's because I nearly spit water out of my nose when they said that on 'Grey's Anatomy'. Vulvas for everyone!

Well, vajayjay's a good word, I'd be willing to vote for it meaning vulva + vagina ...

So it is written, so it is done.

Vajayjays for everyone! Personally, when I know the paparazzi is going to be taking pictures of me getting out of cars, I vote for covering mine up, but hey, I'm old-fashioned that way.

Flexichick wrote: So it is written, so it is done.

The ayes have it, and the motion is passed.

my computer crashed after seeing those pictures
coincidence?

i think not... :shock:

This thread delivers ... vocabulary :shock:

laura wrote: [quote=Flexichick]So it is written, so it is done.

The ayes have it, and the motion is passed.

Margaritas AND vajayjays for everyone! /

I was born a bit too late for the bra burning generation, but I didn't get the memo on PantyLess for the Papparazzi.

quijibo wrote: my computer crashed after seeing those pictures
coincidence?

i think not... :shock:

Mine too. I just ran a spyware scan and sure enough I'm infected. Quite fitting, I suppose.

Flexichick wrote: I was born a bit too late for the bra burning generation

Actually (cough), to continue with my pedantic tendencies - no bras were burned in the making of feminism: http://www.snopes.com/history/american/burnbra.htm

Flexichick wrote: but I didn't get the memo on PantyLess for the Papparazzi.

Weirdly enough, in the latest issue of More magazine, which is for women over 40, and which I only read because my mother has bought a subscription for me for several years (uh, thanks), there's this "Health Made Easy" feature with all these little changes they think you should make. Number 18: Ditch the panties: " ... underwear should be banned. Going panty-less decreases your risk for vaginal infections ... and keeps you in touch with your body." This is in an issue with Sharon Stone on the cover. Hmm.

But, panties or not, some people have a clue about getting out of a car gracefully. And I suppose wearing an actual skirt never hurts, either.

escap wrote: [quote=quijibo]my computer crashed after seeing those pictures
coincidence?

i think not... :shock:

Mine too. I just ran a spyware scan and sure enough I'm infected. Quite fitting, I suppose.

And here I thought that Trojans were supposed to prevent this sort of thing...

Oh, going "sin chonies" definitely has its benefits and appropriate times and places, but getting out of a car with your legs open and dozens of people waiting to take pictures of it is NOT one of them!

Your mom subscribes you to More (I like ya, Laura, so I'm trying not to snicker too loudly!)???. I think my mom might have to subscribe me to CatFancy or something soon, so I should keep my mouth shut! :-$

The problem is that these hos ain't ladies. A lady knows to cross her ankles and swing her legs out of the car first.

Oh and Paris's vajayjay?

...looks like hairy balls :-'

Flexichick wrote: Your mom subscribes you to More (I like ya, Laura, so I'm trying not to snicker too loudly!)???. I think my mom might have to subscribe me to CatFancy or something soon, so I should keep my mouth shut! :-$

Ahead of you as usual. My mom subscribed me to:

More

Cat Fancy

and ....





READER'S DIGEST

I'm only laughing because I get Selecciones, which is Reader's Digest en Espanol (easy to carry and I understand the articles).

I'm a bit jealous that you get Cat Fancy! I'll trade you my throw blanket for your back issues!

Flexichick wrote: I'm only laughing because I get Selecciones, which is Reader's Digest en Espanol (easy to carry and I understand the articles).

I have to admit I enjoy them in a weird nostalgic way because my parents always got it when I was a kid. Not that I was a happy kid, mind you ... but like some of the stuff I buy on eBay, I sort of think of it as recreating my childhood on my own terms ...

And of course, now that the holidays are coming -
http://www.rd.com/content/openContent.do?contentId=19258

Flexichick wrote: I'm a bit jealous that you get Cat Fancy! I'll trade you my throw blanket for your back issues!

Fuck, I just put a whole pile into the recycling. But I'll save them for you from now on.

La revista es mas divertida en espanol (it's more fun in Spanish).

Does you saving your magazines for me mean that I will see your pussy? Oh my!

Speaking of CatFancy....Mr. Fancy Cat is ready for me to get off the computer and Ms. Fancy Cat is already in bed waiting for me.

I hope tomorrow these "ladies" can keep their legs closed. One day at a time girls...one day at a time!

Flexichick wrote: Does you saving your magazines for me mean that I will see your pussy? Oh my!

Points for bringing us back to the topic at hand ...

Good Lord. Those pictures were the anti-sex. I never thought I'd long for the coy modesty of Pamela Anderson.

The comments on that page were much more disturbing than the actual vulva.

homeowner wrote: Oh and Paris's vajayjay?

...looks like hairy balls :-'

srsly.

dear blonde ho-bag,
not a flattering look.
thanks,
the lady who prefers nicely tufted brunettes if she's gotta see a VJJ