Flasher Caught!

Dan Hoyt the alledged subway flasher turned himself in to police yesterday. There is an article about it in the Daily News.

Here it is:
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/342442p-292359c.html

This is a victory for women! WHooHoo!

He looks less gleeful in the daily news picture compared to the subway one.

sje wrote: Here it is:
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/342442p-292359c.html

This is a victory for women! WHooHoo!

...and a blow to mad, monkey-spanking perverts everywhere. He should've done an O.J... :roll:

Well, at least he won't be doing anything to anyone for at least a few months.

OK- after seeing that DN photo, there is no question in my mind that that is the guy!

A quote from the Daily News article:

18 wrote: nut milk[/size], workers were mum about the boss's alleged peccadilloes."

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

daveb wrote: A quote from the Daily News article:

[quote=18]nut milk[/size], workers were mum about the boss's alleged peccadilloes."

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
That is fucking hilarious!

GROSS! I feel kind of bad for the employees of his restaurants; business is going to suffer and their only crime was working for an asshole.

EmilyM wrote: GROSS! I feel kind of bad for the employees of his restaurants; business is going to suffer and their only crime was working for an asshole.

Suffer? I'm betting his restaurants are going to get driven straight into the ground.

daveb wrote: [quote=EmilyM]GROSS! I feel kind of bad for the employees of his restaurants; business is going to suffer and their only crime was working for an asshole.

Suffer? I'm betting his restaurants are going to get driven straight into the ground.
I don't know, maybe some people would be into nut milk.

Carnivore wrote: [quote=daveb][quote=EmilyM]GROSS! I feel kind of bad for the employees of his restaurants; business is going to suffer and their only crime was working for an asshole.

Suffer? I'm betting his restaurants are going to get driven straight into the ground.
I don't know, maybe some people would be into nut milk.

Seems like something you should be able to get for free, though. I hear you can get it on the subway!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Wow, and I thought this board was ungrossoutable.

bluedove wrote: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

This is the awesomest thread ever.

Got nut milk? :shock:

daveb wrote: [quote=bluedove]I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

This is the awesomest thread ever.

Got nut milk? :shock:

Dave, you now must change your avatar to a picture of Beavis.

JamesonVandy wrote: [quote=daveb][quote=bluedove]I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

This is the awesomest thread ever.

Got nut milk? :shock:

Dave, you now must change your avatar to a picture of Beavis.

I am Cornholio! I need Nut Milk for my... Okay... Okay...gotta pump the the breaks here. Whew! Sorry kids. It's okay, the danger's passed.

bluedove wrote: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

wasn't that on the DH banned phrases list? :P

Carnivore wrote: [quote=bluedove]I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

wasn't that on the DH banned phrases list? :P
Actually, I just checked, and although the idea was discussed, Andy didn't decide to ban it.

http://dailyheights.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=259&highlight=banned+phrase+threw

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=bluedove]I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

wasn't that on the DH banned phrases list? :P
Actually, I just checked, and although the idea was discussed, Andy didn't decide to ban it.

http://dailyheights.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=259&highlight=banned+phrase+threw

Sorry folks, wasn't here for the banned phrases :roll:

bluedove wrote: Sorry folks, wasn't here for the banned phrases :roll:

No worries. I was just "razz"ing you. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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(also please note: not actually grossed out.)

Captain M wrote: He looks less gleeful in the daily news picture compared to the subway one.

He looks like an alien from 'Men in Black' who is wrapped in a human skin and is trying to get out.

If he makes a run for Flushing Meadows, we know what the deal is.

- Seriously, he's been giving it to us all raw for years!
- You know what makes his nuts taste good? The Coney Island white sauce.
- Looks like the raw meat did not go over well.
- Hey! Leave him alone! He was only showing off his bioflavinoids.
- It was Dan Hoyt? For some reason I thought it was Clarence Carter because he was strokin!
- At least the Hamburger Helper guy used a glove.
- Looks like you can be vegan and have a cocktail weiner!
- Someone should Dan that hot dogs only plump when you cook them.
- I wouldn't say Dan Hoyt was 'frank' towards Asian women, but he sure was a 'weiner'!
- Dan Hoyt's not a complete vegan. When he orders a hot dog, he tells the guy to hold the mustard... He'll hold the weiner!
- As much as Dan likes raw food, looks like he's in the can now!
- I hear Quinetscene's toilet broke. It looked like Dan was cleaned the pipes one time too many.
- Someone should tell Dan it's a 'meet' and greet, not 'meat' and greet.
- Looks like Quinetscene got a new partner in his pants. And I hear he's quite a jerk!
- Next time Dan should consider using a 'condom'ent.
- Dan, you should consider keeping your spring rolls ON the menu. *B-O-O-O-o-o-o-ooing*

That's all folks! See you in the Catskills!

I laughed so loud that others in my office cam running cause they thought I saw a mouse or something. Thanks for the good laugh!!!

Having once eaten at Quintessence due to a health nut sister, I can say that Dan's skills in the kitchen were about the same as his skills at not-being-caught-spanking-it.

Seriously, that place was barf-worthy. I ordered a lemonade, and it was opaque and had some funky spices in it. Tasted little like lemons, more like hippy.

BrooklynSwordStyle wrote: I ordered a lemonade, and it was opaque and had some funky spices in it. Tasted little like lemons, more like hippy.

Uh...dude...I don't know how to break this but...I don't think that was lemonade.

From the Dan Hoyt bio on Quintessence:

"Besides taking care of the food, he holds himself..."

Yeeeess!!!!!!

I feel very, very, very sorry for Tolentin Chan (the co-owner). Maybe Moby can help.

Jack wrote: From the Dan Hoyt bio on Quintessence:

"Besides taking care of the food, he holds himself..."

Yeeeess!!!!!!

I feel very, very, very sorry for Tolentin Chan (the co-owner). Maybe Moby can help.

I hear the jerk sauce there wasn't too shabby!

What's wrong with me?!?! I'm going to hell! 8)

daveb!!!! Who the hell raised you?!?!

:shock: :shock:

Just to fully pound this into the ground...

I went to an anagram generator...

Typed in Dan Hoyt...

And the anagram is....

*DRUM ROLL*

HAND TOY!!!!!

Dan Hoyt = Hand Toy!!!!

sigh...

at least you're a decent photographer.