H.A.M.: Sing like Cher and Win a Canned Ham!

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Sing like Cher and Win a Canned Ham!
Wednesday June 18, 2008
From 9:30-ish to 12:30 there and abouts

HUMANS AGAINST MUSIC
Welcome back your host Master Kroaky Song. Bill C. is still on a mission for World Peace and stuff. As HAM takes a summer break we celebrate Gay Pride Week with a Tribute to Cher. It's not just because we already bought the voicelss tracks and cancelled last month HAM (it's partially true). But we at HAM feel that nothing spells Gay Pride like that demimonde mistress of music, Cher LaPierre-Bono-Almond... or at least a Cher impersonator.

Cher has reinvented herself all through her life, with song and surgery. Check out these timeless classics that we have for you:
- The Beat Goes On (original nose)
- I Got You Babe (rhino reconstruction)
- Half Breed (rib removal)
- Dark Lady (jaw re-sculpturing)
- Gypsies Tramps 'n' Thieves (rhinoplasty adjustment)
- Bang Bang (tummy tuck)
- Believe (brow lift)
- Strong Enough (complete face lift)
- If I Could Turn Back Time (full-on body tuck)

This evening might yet prove to be more popular than our tribute to Gordon Lightfoot! Sing low 'n' win big! You don't have to dress like Cher to win a ham, but could it hurt? With her man-like vocal register anyone can sing like Cher as long as you get the "Cher" accent. For example "If I Could Turn Back Time" becomes "Ih icud tuhn back tai-ome". It's as if she developed her own Cher-like language. So put some glam pants and join in the fun.

MEDIOCRE PRIZES!
First Prize: 48 oz Krakus brand canned ham packed in it's own juices
Second Prize: "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" DVD, staring Johnny Depp
Third Prize: French's Spicy Brown Mustard and Grey Poupon Mild & Creamy Dijon

Join the Big Bohemian ending at 12:30. We have over 400 GET-OUT! voiceless tracks, but you'll have to show up and hear for yourself.

Humans Against Music
Wednesday June 18 , 2008
From 9:30-ish to 12:30 there and abouts
Freddy's Bar & Restaurant
485 Dean Street (6 Ave + Dean)
www.freddysbackroom.com
www.karaokebigassham.com