Hacking Mr. Softee

carnivore

I've been enjoying a new treat at Mr. Softee that some of you might be interested in.

As shake enthusiasts will undoubtedly know, Mr. Softee offers vanilla, chocolate or strawberry shakes. Many of you may know that the strawberry shakes are actually vanilla shakes with strawberry syrup added. Lately, I've taken to asking for strawberry shakes made with chocolate ice cream instead of vanilla. Or alternatively, this can be ordered as a chocolate shake with strawberry syrup added.

Delicious.

alafairnadia

hack your life.

bogframe

Mister Softee is one of the very few constants in my life. I've been eating it since I was a little kid in Jackson Heights in the early 60s.

Now here's a question to all you Mister Softee aficionados. What are the lyrics to the Mister Softee jingle?

daver

Q. Why didn't Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A. Because she went out with Mr. Softee.

Q. Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A. Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.