Sing Like Weird Al and Win A Canned HAM!

the yarn monkey

Sing Like Weird Al and Win A Canned HAM!
Wednesday, December 17 '08
9:30-ish to 12:30 there and abouts

HUMANS AGAINST MUSIC
Ho ho ho! This month Humans Agaisnt Music brings you songs you've already sung... but with the words of Weird Al Yankovic. Welcome your host Tim "Tong" Harrod as he heats up the holidays for you with paradoy songs such as:

214 "I Love Rocky Road"
608 "Another One Rides The Bus"
1004 "Like A Surgeon"
1715 "She Drives Like Crazy"
2806 "Fat" ("Bad" by Michael Jackson)
50014 "My Bologna" ("My Sharona" by The Knack)
50058 "Smells Like Nirvana"
50094 "Ricky" ("Mickey" by Toni Basil)
50152 "Spam" ("Stand" by REM)
50173 "Yoda" ("Lola" by The Kinks)
50204 Theme from "Rocky XIII" ("Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor)
50217 "Ode To A Superhero" ("Piano" Man by Billy Joel)
50257 "Stop Draggin' My Car Around"

If you're in the mood to carol, but too shy because you're clumsy and drunk, we also have agnostic holiday classics:
70001 "Blue Christmas" (Christian)
70002 "Little Drummer Boy" (Pagan)
70003 "Deck The Halls" (Pagan)
70004 "Frosty The Snow Man" (Pagan)
70005 "Grandma Got Run Over..." (Pagan)
70006 "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)" (Christian)
70007 "Here Comes Santa Claus" (Christian)
70008 "Holly Jolly Christmas" (Christian)
70009 "I Saw Mommy Kissin' Santa" (Pagan)
70010 "It's Beginning To Look A Lot"
70011 "O Come All Ye Faithful" (Christian)
70012 "Rockin' Around The Christmas" (Pagan)
70013 "Santa Baby" (Pagan)
70014 "Silver Bells" (Pagan)
70015 "Twelve Days" (Pagan)
70016 "We Wish You A Merry" (Christian)
70017 "Winter Wonderland" (Pagan)

You might be thinking "You guys are out of material"... and maybe we are. Starting in January, Bill C., Master Kraoky Song and I will be handing HAM over to our favorite song-a-natrix, Lady H-Bomb. Sing low 'n' win big! You don't have to be a rock star to win a HAM, but it couldn't hurt. So put on some singin' pants and join in the fun.

MEDIOCRE PRIZES!
First Prize: 48 oz Krakus brand canned ham packed in it's own juices
Second Prize: "Mars Attacks", "Pootie Tang", "Terminator 2, Judgement Day", "U2, Rattle 'n' Hum" DVDs
Third Prize: A smug attitude for winning third Poetry! Condiments!

Join the Big Bohemian ending at 12:30. We have over 400 GET-OUT! voiceless tracks, but you'll have to show up and hear for yourself.

Humans Against Music
Wednesday December 17, 2008
From 9:30-ish to 12:30 there and abouts
Freddy's Bar & Restaurant
485 Dean Street (6 Ave + Dean)
www.freddysbackroom.com

danielle123

A gorgeous friend of a friend once got hit on by Weird Al. She gave him a wrong number. (The story was actually much more detailed and hysterical but I can't remember the specifics and don't want to impugn the reputation of Mr. Yankovic.) ;-)

danielle123

A gorgeous friend of a friend once got hit on by Weird Al. She gave him a wrong number. (The story was actually much more detailed and hysterical but I can't remember the specifics and don't want to impugn the reputation of Mr. Yankovic.) ;-)

the yarn monkey

danielle123 wrote: A gorgeous friend of a friend once got hit on by Weird Al. She gave him a wrong number. (The story was actually much more detailed and hysterical but I can't remember the specifics and don't want to impugn the reputation of Mr. Yankovic.) ;-)

That suspiciously sounds like the handiwork of a Weird Al look-alike, or maybe one of these horny accordion clad Unix programmers found on this website:
http://www.weirdaltribute.com/

Did he look like this?

the yarn monkey

danielle123 wrote: A gorgeous friend of a friend once got hit on by Weird Al. She gave him a wrong number. (The story was actually much more detailed and hysterical but I can't remember the specifics and don't want to impugn the reputation of Mr. Yankovic.) ;-)

That suspiciously sounds like the handiwork of a Weird Al look-alike, or maybe one of these horny accordion clad Unix programmers found on this website:
http://www.weirdaltribute.com/

Did he look like this?

danielle123

Why, yes!!

danielle123

Why, yes!!

supreme_ian

ahahahahaha @ this
and even more so @ danielles friend giving weird al the wrong #
haaahhahahaha fuckin comedy

the yarn monkey

Subject: Mmmmmm Ham

Funny yes, but this ham is no joke... just as the stockperson at Keyfood verified for me, "That's a good ham!" It's not like one of those particle hams packed in water. It's a whole 3 lbs. fully cooked ham cured in it's own juiced, covered in a protective aspic layer.

Krakus Canned Ham belongs on everyone's Holiday table... unless you are vegan, Jewish or Muslim. Other wise this 48 oz Krakus Polish Ham is 97% fat, Atkins Diet friendly, and 100% delicious. A reminder to tonight's lucky canned ham winner. CANNED HAM IS PERISHABLE. KEEP UNDRE REFRIGERATION.

Here's a cooking suggestion:

Total Time: 2 1/2 hours
Overn Temp: 325 F.

Ingredients: 1 can (5 lb.) precooked boneless ham

Sauce:
- 1 can (8 oz.) crushed pineapple, drained
- 1/2 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
- 1/4 cup dijon mustard

Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Remove ham from can and wash off protective aspic layer, pat dry. Allow ham to reach room temperature. Mix all ingredients in a saucepan and simmer on medium-high heat for 5 minutes. Stir occasionally. Place ham onto a greased baking pan and bake for 1 hour. Check ocassionally for small grease fires. Spoon 1/2 the amount of sauce over ham. During the last 30 minutes of baking time spoon remaining sauce over ham.

the yarn monkey

Subject: We Wish You A Hammy Christmas

Wow, that was different! Thanks again to Tim "Tong" Harrod for hosting a Weird Al Yankovic HAM and gracing us with such performances as "I Love Rocky Road", "Spam", and "Like A Surgeon". Humans Against Music hopes this evening starts your Holiday right.

There was no ham winner tonight, but everyone's a winner, right? Michele and Mrs. Obama, you left us in "Rapture". Enjoy the mustard and "Don't Stop Believeing". H-bomb, "Love is A Battlefield" when you're the "Teacher's Pet". Hank S. Latimer, You're a "Pinball Wizard", have a "Brandy" on us. Big Hoop just "Wanna Be Sedated". Mama banged out "The Little Drummer Boy". Adamator showed us a little "Modern Love". Thank you Jesus, Mary , and Veronica for that "Don't You Want Me / Laverne And Shirley" Medley. Whatever for "Spiderman", "Smells Like Nervana" and so much more. That Guy for "Lady Madonna".

In January 2009, Bill C., Master Kraoky Song, and I (Tokyo Rosenberg) will pass HAM to a new generation. Humans Against Music starts a new with the vixen of voiceless music, Lady H-bomb.

This sleigh has sailed! HAM wishes you all a very safe and happy holiday.

bill c

"will pass ham to a new generation"


let the bidding begin.